Corrupted wish game

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:05 pm

Granted, instead, mitsuki lover gave you ear plugs, dressed you up in a Pickachu costume, and took you to the Pokemon costume party while I took pictures from my costume of that piece of grass Ash walked by in the very first episode of Pokemon...

I wish that these good times would never end...untill next tuesday...

Postby **Puritan** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:07 pm

Granted, but at that point your head explodes.

I wish for more sanity in the world...

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:11 am

Granted, but now all the asylums are out of business, and everyone who worked in them is unemployed.
I wish Youtube brought all that anime they took off back.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:38 pm

Granted but now it is all subtitled in Gaelic.

I wish that we had real live mechas.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:05 pm

Granted, but they look just like old buicks on stilts, and they keep falling over and killing people.

I wish that there was some way of lowering the death rate from falling mechas.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:41 pm

Granted, but all the mechas fall on YOU.

I wish I could get DVD's legally without having to pay for them.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:06 pm

Granted, you get the factory rejects that don't actually play.

I wish that this thread would eclipse the bump thread in length.

Postby **Linksquest** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:07 pm

Granted, but now this has become the bump thread! XD

I wish I could become a published bestselling novelist overnight

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:18 pm

Granted, you cosplay as Stephen King tomorrow.

I wish for a dog that breathes fire.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:02 pm

Granted, but you get new ones. You are now allergic to computers, opera, sidewalks, birthday parties, and trenchcoats.

I wish I had the willpower to avoid fast food.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 3:17 pm

Granted but now you gain weight by watching all those ads for Burger King on tv.

I wish that Popeye was back on Cartoon Nework.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 3:38 pm

Granted, but they only show one episode...over and over and over...

I wish cashews didn't make me so thirsty when I eat them.

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:15 pm

Granted, now they just make you ravenously hungry.

I wish we didn't have to worry about our Planet's water supply running out.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:31 pm

Granted...you now have to worry about our planet being Nuked into oblivion...oh wait...you already were...nevermind...*presses his Nuke the World button just for fun*

I wish I could see "Transformers" before anyone else...

Postby **QtheQreater** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:53 pm

Granted, but it's an illegal copy dubbed by french actors and subtitled in arabic.

I wish I could go to the moon...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:58 pm

Granted, but... oh, wait, you mean you thought you'd have a pressure suit at least? Well, I'd corrupt the wish, but you'll have died from the decompression before I got around to it.

I wish that QtheQreater would change his name to QtheQuiznos.

Postby **RubyJewelStone** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:42 pm

Granted, but now he has to walk around town with that name on his ID, but he'll get fed up and use a fake ID and get arrested and we'll all lay the guilt trip on you!
I hope you're happy...

I wish I was taller.

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:49 am

Granted, Oh and while you're up there could you please clean up the remains of QtheQreater.

I wish blood didn't taste so metallic-y

Postby **Linksquest** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:22 am

Granted... oh! But is that your arm sliding out the window! It's gonna hit the ground! And you're on the top of the Empire State building! *le gasp!*

I wish that I would win the American Idol competition for the next 10 years! XD

Postby **Chibi_wolf454** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:26 am

granted but you have to live with Simon aND HIS CONSTENT NAGGING!

I wish I could join Kadaj's gang......

Postby **kaji** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:51 am

GRANTED! Though you are asimilated into an ear at Jenovahs rebirth...

I wish sidewalks moved, like in the Jetsons.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:23 pm

Granted but you end up falling on the edge like George Jetson.

I wish that I had either a bow and arrow like Kagome or a really,really cool gun like Vash.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:43 pm

Granted, but no matter what weapon you choose...you will never have more fire power then me...*presses the Nuke the World button*

I wish Linksquest was over there... *points to a random tree*

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:05 pm

Granted, but the tree is really old and starts to timber on top of him.

I wish I was a voice actress.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:34 pm

Granted, but you can only get jobs voicing pokemon characters.

I wish that my Internet love and I could live happily ever after online.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:03 pm

Granted, but your internet goes wacko on ya.

Sakura wishes she knew who Kali's online love is.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:24 pm

Granted, but to find out, you have to read this entire thread again.
Or just posts #2169-2173

I wish I knew why I find it so funny that Sao_Sakura keeps forgetting about our imaginary Internet relationship.

Postby **oro!** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:35 pm

Granted, but then you'll be scalded by the memory

I wish I lived in a palace.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:40 pm

Ssakura came way late into this thread.

Granted, but it's all broken down and moldy and stinky.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:54 pm

Granted, but you forgot to wish anything, so nothing actually happens.

I wish that people would remember to wish.

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