Sakura is Kai's one true love?
Granted, but... you won't like the answer!
I wish I was a vampire!
Corrupted wish game
Granted but you can't stand being pale so you go to Miami for a tan but then you go poof.
Kiba wishs he was a werewolf!
Kiba wishs he was a werewolf!
FKA Mythmaster
Why must we be abandoned in times of need?
Do others not see when we yearn for their touch;
An insatiable hunger only they can feed.
Left alone with out their words – fallen into darkness.
Stumbling blindly without their light,
We fall and scream, knowing we've faced too much,
Knowing the only answer is flight.
Flight from the lives we once faced
And the joys and terrors others have brought.
Our time with them, a time of joy and life,
Wonder we all, was it for naught?
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Kiba-kun - Posts: 561
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Granted, he's where the wolf is. The hungry wolf. That eats him.
I wish that flying fish lived in trees.
>Sakura is Kai's one true love?
Read this thread from post #2169.
I wish that flying fish lived in trees.
>Sakura is Kai's one true love?
Read this thread from post #2169.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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Granted, but they are carnivorous and fly from the trees in an attempt to eat you.
I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener.
I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener.
"...cease not a day from this work; be killing sin or it will be killing you." - John Owen The Mortification of Sin
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Puritan - Posts: 799
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Granted, but you end up fleeing the country and hiding out with the Wienerschnitzel hot dog in a dingy hotel in Frankfurt, while spies search for the both of you.
I wish that my company was ready to release the Motorola Q on our network.
I wish that my company was ready to release the Motorola Q on our network.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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Granted, I'm in your beard.
I wish that I wasn't in Peanut's beard.
I wish that I wasn't in Peanut's beard.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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Granted! Though its a beard of Driver Ants... Good luck...
I wish I had a coconut tree that produced an endless supply of coconuts.
I wish I had a coconut tree that produced an endless supply of coconuts.
Depend on it. God's work done in God's way will never lack God's supply. He is too wise a God to frustrate His purposes for lack of funds, and He can just as easily supply them ahead of time as afterwards, and He much prefers doing so.
- J. Hudson Taylor
- J. Hudson Taylor
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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kaji - Posts: 1281
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Granted, but moogles come and devour them daily. None for you!
I wish my dog would learn how to walk with a leash.
I wish my dog would learn how to walk with a leash.
The sometime President of the Goof Off!
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QtheQreater - Posts: 727
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Granted! But he also learns how to hotwire your car and takes frequent night-long-drives with his friends, leaving your gas tank empty in the morning...
I wish I had a NICE pet Moogle.
I wish I had a NICE pet Moogle.
Depend on it. God's work done in God's way will never lack God's supply. He is too wise a God to frustrate His purposes for lack of funds, and He can just as easily supply them ahead of time as afterwards, and He much prefers doing so.
- J. Hudson Taylor
- J. Hudson Taylor
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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kaji - Posts: 1281
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Granted, but he gets run over by a horde of rubber chickens(see bump thread for details of the Great War. You might have to dig for them, though).
I wish I HAD a car.
I wish I HAD a car.
The sometime President of the Goof Off!
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QtheQreater - Posts: 727
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Granted! Old Red is now yours! (that wasnt so bad, was it 
)
I wish QtQ would give me a ride some time in his new car.
)
I wish QtQ would give me a ride some time in his new car.
Depend on it. God's work done in God's way will never lack God's supply. He is too wise a God to frustrate His purposes for lack of funds, and He can just as easily supply them ahead of time as afterwards, and He much prefers doing so.
- J. Hudson Taylor
- J. Hudson Taylor
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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kaji - Posts: 1281
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(Whoa, Old Red, neat-o!)
Granted, but you've got to wear a pikachu suit and wave to all the people as we pass by.
I wish I had a private jet.
Granted, but you've got to wear a pikachu suit and wave to all the people as we pass by.
I wish I had a private jet.
The sometime President of the Goof Off!
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QtheQreater - Posts: 727
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GRANTED! Your JET will privately teach you english and western culture. Enjoy!
I wish I had a jet PLANE.
I wish I had a jet PLANE.
Depend on it. God's work done in God's way will never lack God's supply. He is too wise a God to frustrate His purposes for lack of funds, and He can just as easily supply them ahead of time as afterwards, and He much prefers doing so.
- J. Hudson Taylor
- J. Hudson Taylor
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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kaji - Posts: 1281
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(clicks link, then bows to kaji's superior wish corrupting)
Granted, but your private jet PLANE is commandeered(sp?) by moogles(they head for the bump thread).
I wish I could get anywhere by going through my bedroom door.
Granted, but your private jet PLANE is commandeered(sp?) by moogles(they head for the bump thread).
I wish I could get anywhere by going through my bedroom door.
The sometime President of the Goof Off!
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QtheQreater - Posts: 727
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GRANTED! But it never seams to take you where where you wanted to go.
I wish bread was a form of legal tender.
I wish bread was a form of legal tender.
Depend on it. God's work done in God's way will never lack God's supply. He is too wise a God to frustrate His purposes for lack of funds, and He can just as easily supply them ahead of time as afterwards, and He much prefers doing so.
- J. Hudson Taylor
- J. Hudson Taylor
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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kaji - Posts: 1281
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Granted, but the inflation rate skyrockets. You now need a football field full of bread to buy a shoelace.
I wish I could win the lottery.
I wish I could win the lottery.
The sometime President of the Goof Off!
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QtheQreater - Posts: 727
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Granted! I no longer have to pay for air to fill up MY car... Peanut, on the other hand, must pay five bundles of barley and three racoon teeth per square inch.
I wish Cows produced both Normal and Chocolate milk. ^_^
I wish Cows produced both Normal and Chocolate milk. ^_^
Depend on it. God's work done in God's way will never lack God's supply. He is too wise a God to frustrate His purposes for lack of funds, and He can just as easily supply them ahead of time as afterwards, and He much prefers doing so.
- J. Hudson Taylor
- J. Hudson Taylor
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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kaji - Posts: 1281
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Granted, but you develop lactose intolerence and never want to see a glass of milk again.
I wish I owned a huge computer company...
I wish I owned a huge computer company...
The sometime President of the Goof Off!
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QtheQreater - Posts: 727
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Granted, but the computers are all steam-driven versions of Babbage's Analytical Engine.
I wish I could fly...
I wish I could fly...
"...cease not a day from this work; be killing sin or it will be killing you." - John Owen The Mortification of Sin
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Puritan - Posts: 799
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Granted, but you are now fatally attracted to glass doors and windows.
I wish I was in a musical...
I wish I was in a musical...
The sometime President of the Goof Off!
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QtheQreater - Posts: 727
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GRANTED! Your Trebuchet sends you flying atleast 900meters! (that was meant for Puritan)
GRANTED! You now have the part of the stray dog in the musical "Springtime for Hitler." (that ones for QtQ)
I wish all the kings horses and all the kings men could but Puritan together again.
GRANTED! You now have the part of the stray dog in the musical "Springtime for Hitler." (that ones for QtQ)
I wish all the kings horses and all the kings men could but Puritan together again.
Depend on it. God's work done in God's way will never lack God's supply. He is too wise a God to frustrate His purposes for lack of funds, and He can just as easily supply them ahead of time as afterwards, and He much prefers doing so.
- J. Hudson Taylor
- J. Hudson Taylor
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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kaji - Posts: 1281
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Granted, but you're voiced by Rosie O'Donnell.
I wish that Sao_Sakura wasn't voiced by Rosie O'Donnell.
I wish that Sao_Sakura wasn't voiced by Rosie O'Donnell.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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Granted but now she's voiced by the actress who did Excel in the NA dub.
I wish that Kelly Sheridan did sao sakura instead.
I wish that Kelly Sheridan did sao sakura instead.
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
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Granted, Kelly Sheridan now does her impression of Sao_Sakura - as voiced by the actress who did Excel in the NA dub - as a gag at parties. Not that you are invited to those parties.
I wish that I could see some more of that GunxSword series that I saw at Anime Expo.
I wish that I could see some more of that GunxSword series that I saw at Anime Expo.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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Granted, but it's the version in which all of the characters voices are done by the voice actress who did Excel in the NA dub...
I wish that Mitsuki Lover was invited to one of the many parties that occurs in Kaligraphics beard...
I wish that Mitsuki Lover was invited to one of the many parties that occurs in Kaligraphics beard...
CAA's Resident Starcraft Expert
goldenspines wrote:Its only stealing if you don't get caught.
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Granted, but it's a pokemon costume party and he takes you along, too.
I wish I'd never heard of the parties in Kaligraphics beard...
I wish I'd never heard of the parties in Kaligraphics beard...
The sometime President of the Goof Off!
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