receive a five year old on a sugar high. Good Luck!
Inserts teacup.
The CAA Vending Machine
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SierraLea - Posts: 1255
- Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:57 am
- Location: the epitome of laugher
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
receives coffee pot
insert cinnamon roll
insert cinnamon roll
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5
"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22
Thank you. Have a good day.
"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22
Thank you. Have a good day.
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Wolfsong - Posts: 647
- Joined: Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:32 am
- Location: Still lost in my own head
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives the Pillsbury Dough Boy 
Inserts a kitty
Inserts a kitty
'What one does not understand one fears. What one fears, one destroys.' -Native American Indian Proverb
"Man: What surprises you most about mankind? God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present nor the future. That they live as though they will never die and die as though they never lived."
"God expects spiritual fruit not religious nuts."
"Man: What surprises you most about mankind? God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present nor the future. That they live as though they will never die and die as though they never lived."
"God expects spiritual fruit not religious nuts."
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PLCDreamcatcher14 - Posts: 377
- Joined: Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:09 pm
- Location: In dreamland...or lost in my own story worlds...
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
receives a mountain lion
Inserts sushi
Inserts sushi
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DecooPunk - Posts: 203
- Joined: Sun Jan 29, 2012 2:37 pm
- Location: Greenway
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Gets a greasy cheeseburger.
Inserts a broken laptop computer
Inserts a broken laptop computer
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-Napoleon Bonaparte
"Why can't EVERYTHING be rocket propelled?!"
-Mattias Nilsson, Mercenaries 2: World In Flames
-Napoleon Bonaparte
"Why can't EVERYTHING be rocket propelled?!"
-Mattias Nilsson, Mercenaries 2: World In Flames
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FourFourSeven - Posts: 118
- Joined: Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:28 am
- Location: Where I live :P
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Gets a virus
Inserts an old laundry basket
Inserts an old laundry basket
'What one does not understand one fears. What one fears, one destroys.' -Native American Indian Proverb
"Man: What surprises you most about mankind? God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present nor the future. That they live as though they will never die and die as though they never lived."
"God expects spiritual fruit not religious nuts."
"Man: What surprises you most about mankind? God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present nor the future. That they live as though they will never die and die as though they never lived."
"God expects spiritual fruit not religious nuts."
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PLCDreamcatcher14 - Posts: 377
- Joined: Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:09 pm
- Location: In dreamland...or lost in my own story worlds...
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives basket weaving materials (Let's just say that basket was REALLY old.)
Inserts Fullmetal Alchemist paper dolls (These do exist!)
Inserts Fullmetal Alchemist paper dolls (These do exist!)
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SierraLea - Posts: 1255
- Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:57 am
- Location: the epitome of laugher
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
You receive the Spanish Inquisition! (unexpected!)
*Inserts the answer: 42*
*Inserts the answer: 42*
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Abassi - Posts: 26
- Joined: Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:39 pm
- Location: In the Past
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives the question 84 divided by 2 times 4 subtract 120 add 40 subtract 40 subtract 6
(don't have math symbols on my laptop's keyboard)
Inserts a Mustang Convertible
(don't have math symbols on my laptop's keyboard)
Inserts a Mustang Convertible
'What one does not understand one fears. What one fears, one destroys.' -Native American Indian Proverb
"Man: What surprises you most about mankind? God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present nor the future. That they live as though they will never die and die as though they never lived."
"God expects spiritual fruit not religious nuts."
"Man: What surprises you most about mankind? God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present nor the future. That they live as though they will never die and die as though they never lived."
"God expects spiritual fruit not religious nuts."
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PLCDreamcatcher14 - Posts: 377
- Joined: Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:09 pm
- Location: In dreamland...or lost in my own story worlds...
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
receives a speeding ticket.
inserts a can of spam.
inserts a can of spam.
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thisiskris89 - Posts: 145
- Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:44 pm
- Location: my house
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Recieves double bypass.
Inserts strong desire for Internet access
Inserts strong desire for Internet access
I Am Mullet Death, Undisputed Ruler of the Mole and Crab People! Fear me!
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Mullet Death - Posts: 742
- Joined: Wed May 08, 2013 11:13 am
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives Dial Up
Inserts Inking Pens
Inserts Inking Pens
'What one does not understand one fears. What one fears, one destroys.' -Native American Indian Proverb
"Man: What surprises you most about mankind? God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present nor the future. That they live as though they will never die and die as though they never lived."
"God expects spiritual fruit not religious nuts."
"Man: What surprises you most about mankind? God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present nor the future. That they live as though they will never die and die as though they never lived."
"God expects spiritual fruit not religious nuts."
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PLCDreamcatcher14 - Posts: 377
- Joined: Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:09 pm
- Location: In dreamland...or lost in my own story worlds...
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives mad manga artist (Hey, I'd be upset too if someone ran off with MY tools!)
Inserts the musical "Into the Woods"
Inserts the musical "Into the Woods"
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SierraLea - Posts: 1255
- Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:57 am
- Location: the epitome of laugher
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives a frantic dash out of the woods while being chased by a psycho wearing a ski mask.
Inserts a Bowflex exercise machine.
Inserts a Bowflex exercise machine.
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-Napoleon Bonaparte
"Why can't EVERYTHING be rocket propelled?!"
-Mattias Nilsson, Mercenaries 2: World In Flames
-Napoleon Bonaparte
"Why can't EVERYTHING be rocket propelled?!"
-Mattias Nilsson, Mercenaries 2: World In Flames
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FourFourSeven - Posts: 118
- Joined: Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:28 am
- Location: Where I live :P
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
receives flabby muscle.
Insert doctor's appointment.
Insert doctor's appointment.
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5
"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22
Thank you. Have a good day.
"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22
Thank you. Have a good day.
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Wolfsong - Posts: 647
- Joined: Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:32 am
- Location: Still lost in my own head
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives a stethoscope.
Insert sour cream.
Insert sour cream.
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Oddood198 - Posts: 79
- Joined: Thu May 26, 2011 8:16 am
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives food poisoning
Inserts a heart full of love <3
Inserts a heart full of love <3
I Am Mullet Death, Undisputed Ruler of the Mole and Crab People! Fear me!
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Mullet Death - Posts: 742
- Joined: Wed May 08, 2013 11:13 am
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
receives chatbot
insert faulty chatroom
insert faulty chatroom
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5
"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22
Thank you. Have a good day.
"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22
Thank you. Have a good day.
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Wolfsong - Posts: 647
- Joined: Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:32 am
- Location: Still lost in my own head
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receive Victorian parlor room full of unhappy Otakus.
Insert cranky unicorm.
Insert cranky unicorm.
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SierraLea - Posts: 1255
- Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:57 am
- Location: the epitome of laugher
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
receives a tired old ape.
insert cookies
insert cookies
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5
"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22
Thank you. Have a good day.
"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22
Thank you. Have a good day.
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Wolfsong - Posts: 647
- Joined: Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:32 am
- Location: Still lost in my own head
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives Canturberry mini eggs. (Okay, I did NOT spell that right.)
Inserts scented oil
Inserts scented oil
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SierraLea - Posts: 1255
- Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:57 am
- Location: the epitome of laugher
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives scented, high-octane jet fuel.
Inserts a broken html tag.
Inserts a broken html tag.
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-Napoleon Bonaparte
"Why can't EVERYTHING be rocket propelled?!"
-Mattias Nilsson, Mercenaries 2: World In Flames
-Napoleon Bonaparte
"Why can't EVERYTHING be rocket propelled?!"
-Mattias Nilsson, Mercenaries 2: World In Flames
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FourFourSeven - Posts: 118
- Joined: Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:28 am
- Location: Where I live :P
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
receives a hug - feel better soon!
insert a booby-trapped first aid kit
insert a booby-trapped first aid kit
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5
"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22
Thank you. Have a good day.
"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22
Thank you. Have a good day.
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Wolfsong - Posts: 647
- Joined: Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:32 am
- Location: Still lost in my own head
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives amputation. (were you expecting something else?)
*Inserts gravedug thread; hopes for the best*
Seriously though, while 2014 is a bit of a stretch, I'm hoping, considering how inactive the forum has been… I’m thinking this was one thread that was never meant to get lost to the abyss. (It does have 70 pages.)
If the mods disagree, I apologize.
*Inserts gravedug thread; hopes for the best*
Seriously though, while 2014 is a bit of a stretch, I'm hoping, considering how inactive the forum has been… I’m thinking this was one thread that was never meant to get lost to the abyss. (It does have 70 pages.)
If the mods disagree, I apologize.
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John_Smith - Posts: 197
- Joined: Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:41 pm
- Location: Sharing orange chicken with lurkers
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives a skull and a xbox 360 achievement.
inserts a 1 metre in diameter sized coin.
inserts a 1 metre in diameter sized coin.
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IPv4 - Posts: 270
- Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:48 am
- Location: SCHWEDEN
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives 1 meter coin from coin return.
Inserts Insta-Finals preparation ointment.
Inserts Insta-Finals preparation ointment.
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Rusty Claymore - Posts: 1258
- Joined: Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:18 pm
- Location: Alaska
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives F.
*cough* I'm one to talk. *cough*
Inserts Shroopy.
*cough* I'm one to talk. *cough*
Inserts Shroopy.
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John_Smith - Posts: 197
- Joined: Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:41 pm
- Location: Sharing orange chicken with lurkers
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives shrimp!
Inserts GIF
Inserts GIF
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.
The arrow swift, the gate is strong
The heart is bold, that looks on gold
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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LecktheTech - Posts: 170
- Joined: Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:20 pm
- Location: ECU
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives a kawaii GIF
*Inserts a platinum coin*
*Inserts a platinum coin*
Galatians 3:13 NIV: Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.”
Luke 6:31 NIV (The Golden Rule): Do to others as you would have them do to you.
“Too much of anything is dangerous, unless it's God's Love.”
― Reign
You seem happy from the bottom of your heart. That also makes me me just as happy.
-Sala Shane (Charlotte)
Statement of faith: http://www.filedropper.com/statementoffaith @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~
Luke 6:31 NIV (The Golden Rule): Do to others as you would have them do to you.
“Too much of anything is dangerous, unless it's God's Love.”
― Reign
You seem happy from the bottom of your heart. That also makes me me just as happy.
-Sala Shane (Charlotte)
Statement of faith: http://www.filedropper.com/statementoffaith @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~
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TheChocolateGamer - Posts: 164
- Joined: Sat Apr 16, 2016 6:26 am
- Location: Bulgaria, Europe
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
*Receives JOHN CENA*
*Inserts dank memes*
*Inserts dank memes*
I Am Mullet Death, Undisputed Ruler of the Mole and Crab People! Fear me!
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Mullet Death - Posts: 742
- Joined: Wed May 08, 2013 11:13 am
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