Granted...but moments after being granted with the ultimate coolness that is StrongBad you are mobbed by the Teen Girl Squad and forced to date The Ugly One who repeatedly tells you that your hair looks "sooooo good."
I wish that Sesshoumaru would let me play with his fluffyfluffetyfluff thingamajig that he has over his shoulder.
Corrupted wish game
Jesus is my light in this darkness. He is my hope.
Be still, and know that I am God. ~ Psalm 46:10~
For what profit is it to a man if he gains the whole world, and loses his own soul? ~Matthew 16:26~
~Proud member of SPAM (Some People Attempt Missions)~
Our Motto: We provide family-friendly semi-evil goodness, complete with evil pudding and pants!
When life hands you lemons, squeeze them in life's eyes.
Kagome: SIT!!!!
Inuyasha: Uhhhnnn!!! @_@
Miroku: That's right...BIG sit.
The Glomp Project (featuring Kakashi)
Be still, and know that I am God. ~ Psalm 46:10~
For what profit is it to a man if he gains the whole world, and loses his own soul? ~Matthew 16:26~
~Proud member of SPAM (Some People Attempt Missions)~
Our Motto: We provide family-friendly semi-evil goodness, complete with evil pudding and pants!
When life hands you lemons, squeeze them in life's eyes.
Kagome: SIT!!!!
Inuyasha: Uhhhnnn!!! @_@
Miroku: That's right...BIG sit.
The Glomp Project (featuring Kakashi)
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Mikomi - Posts: 166
- Joined: Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:00 am
- Location: In a Japanese tea house
Granted, but it turns out to be infested with fleas
I wish Newtype only cost 37 cents per issue
I wish Newtype only cost 37 cents per issue
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
- Joined: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:01 am
- Location: Washington, DC (when I'm not in an alternate universe)
Granted but the college officials find out that you have been using your time
machine to go forward to get all the correct answers to all the exams that you
best and so you are permenantly exiled to a intellectual backwater called
Monatana for life!
I wish that I had a social life!
machine to go forward to get all the correct answers to all the exams that you
best and so you are permenantly exiled to a intellectual backwater called
Monatana for life!
I wish that I had a social life!
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
Granted, but the voices in your head won't shut up.
I wish that noodles grew on trees.
I wish that noodles grew on trees.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
- Joined: Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:00 pm
- Location: The catbox of DOOM!
granted but right when you get near them they fall off and turn into green noodle worms (eeww)
I whish i could become a great author of a great, christain manga ^ ^
I whish i could become a great author of a great, christain manga ^ ^
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CrimsonRyu17 - Posts: 859
- Joined: Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:31 pm
granted, but you're only allowed to use green noodle worms as characters.
i wish there are mangas translated in our language
i wish there are mangas translated in our language
Some days are dry 
Some days are leaky
Some days come clean 
Other days are sneaky
Some days take less but most days take more:comp: Some slip through your fingers and onto the floor
Some days your quick but most days you're speedy:bang: Some days you use more force than is necessary
Some days just drop in on us 
Some days are better than others
-U2 ,"some days are better than others"
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snow_Rock - Posts: 88
- Joined: Sun May 01, 2005 5:49 am
- Location: there's gotta be a way outta here
granted . . . . but once they come out and you buy one, and right before you can read the first word, you forget your'e language and all of a sudden you know a new language and you can't understand the manga.
I whish i could get my DVD player working.
I whish i could get my DVD player working.
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CrimsonRyu17 - Posts: 859
- Joined: Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:31 pm
granted, but it's somewhere you don't know
i wish dvd players were free
i wish dvd players were free
Some days are dry Some days are leaky
Some days come clean Other days are sneaky
Some days take less but most days take more:comp: Some slip through your fingers and onto the floor
Some days your quick but most days you're speedy:bang: Some days you use more force than is necessary
Some days just drop in on us Some days are better than others
-U2 ,"some days are better than others"
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snow_Rock - Posts: 88
- Joined: Sun May 01, 2005 5:49 am
- Location: there's gotta be a way outta here
granted . . . but there the generic type that does'nt work and instead it messes up youre cherished DVD cds.
I whish i had a million dollars
I whish i had a million dollars
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CrimsonRyu17 - Posts: 859
- Joined: Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:31 pm
Granted, but you incurred a debt of $2 Million getting it.
I wish that someone would make a movie about a green noodle worm.
I wish that someone would make a movie about a green noodle worm.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
- Joined: Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:00 pm
- Location: The catbox of DOOM!
granted . . . but its only 2 seconds long *evil laugh*
I whish all my whishes before this whish would come true and they would not only last like 2 seconds
I whish all my whishes before this whish would come true and they would not only last like 2 seconds
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CrimsonRyu17 - Posts: 859
- Joined: Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:31 pm
Granted, all the wishes you made before that last wish will last for all eternity, but that wish itself only lasts for two seconds, therefore it all disappears after two seconds yet again.
I wish they'd kept the battle voices on Wild ARMs Alter Code F.
I wish they'd kept the battle voices on Wild ARMs Alter Code F.
Ezekiel 23:20
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Nate - Posts: 10725
- Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:00 pm
- Location: Oh right, like anyone actually cares.
Granted, but since I don't know what the heckaroonie you're talking about, that means that old ladies in leotards serenade you to sleep.
I wish I were a patriarch.
I wish I were a patriarch.
Job 7:16
I loathe my life; I would not live forever. Let me alone, for my days are but a breath.
I loathe my life; I would not live forever. Let me alone, for my days are but a breath.
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Ingemar - Posts: 2244
- Joined: Sun Mar 28, 2004 12:43 pm
- Location: A Dungeon
Granted, but the generations that follow you are masters of pillow warfare... and quickly exterminated
I wish bacon was the national meat
I wish bacon was the national meat
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
- Joined: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:01 am
- Location: Washington, DC (when I'm not in an alternate universe)
Granted but you forgot to mention what nation and so you have to go all the way to
Sweden to get some free bacon!
I wish that it was legal to marry as many anime characters as possible!
Sweden to get some free bacon!
I wish that it was legal to marry as many anime characters as possible!
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
Granted, but by a freak accident you end up married to Snorlax and Ogermon
I wish I still had room for more turkey
I wish I still had room for more turkey
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
- Joined: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:01 am
- Location: Washington, DC (when I'm not in an alternate universe)
Granted. Your room expands but the extra space is now allocated for turkeys. Living ones.
I wish I were chopped into little tiny pieces and fed to ravenous pigs.
I wish I were chopped into little tiny pieces and fed to ravenous pigs.
Job 7:16
I loathe my life; I would not live forever. Let me alone, for my days are but a breath.
I loathe my life; I would not live forever. Let me alone, for my days are but a breath.
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Ingemar - Posts: 2244
- Joined: Sun Mar 28, 2004 12:43 pm
- Location: A Dungeon
Granted, but... um... man, how exactly can that be corupted into something worse? ...the pigs spit you out?
I wish Frank would move back to Canada
I wish Frank would move back to Canada
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
- Joined: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:01 am
- Location: Washington, DC (when I'm not in an alternate universe)
Granted but your car blows up due to Princess Peach throwing a turtle shell at you, thus causing your car to collide with a palm tree with dancing monkeys. The Dancing monkeys throw squish bananas at your windshield.
I wish I had a pet fox named Kitty
I wish I had a pet fox named Kitty
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ChristianKitsune - Posts: 5420
- Joined: Mon Mar 14, 2005 12:00 pm
- Location: In my sketchbook of wonderment and puffy pink clouds! *\^o^/*
Granted, but you actually end up with a pet cat named Foxy
I wish I knew where I left the shrimp platter
I wish I knew where I left the shrimp platter
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
- Joined: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:01 am
- Location: Washington, DC (when I'm not in an alternate universe)
Granted but the shrimp have now plotted to take over the world.
I wish that the Borg would assimilate 4kids.
I wish that the Borg would assimilate 4kids.
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
Granted, but...um...when the collective does, it suddenly decides to become individuals again, thus negating your precious wish!
*evil laugh*
I wish I was trained like Cloud to be an elite SOLDIER, wielding swords of immense size with ease, and had the lifestyle of Tidus, blitzball ace for the Zanarkand Abes before he went back in time and became a nobody.
*evil laugh*
I wish I was trained like Cloud to be an elite SOLDIER, wielding swords of immense size with ease, and had the lifestyle of Tidus, blitzball ace for the Zanarkand Abes before he went back in time and became a nobody.
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KojiroMusashi - Posts: 38
- Joined: Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:47 am
- Location: Alberta, Canada
Granted but the first time you try to wield your swords you end up slicing your
left leg off.
I wish that AS would cancel all of their comedies(except Futurama)and do an all
anime line-up(with Futurama airing on Sundays at 10 p.m.).
left leg off.
I wish that AS would cancel all of their comedies(except Futurama)and do an all
anime line-up(with Futurama airing on Sundays at 10 p.m.).
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
granted people from reality shows came out and attacked AS. now the news became a reality show.
i wish i understand the meaning of doing nothing
i wish i understand the meaning of doing nothing
Some days are dry Some days are leaky
Some days come clean Other days are sneaky
Some days take less but most days take more:comp: Some slip through your fingers and onto the floor
Some days your quick but most days you're speedy:bang: Some days you use more force than is necessary
Some days just drop in on us Some days are better than others
-U2 ,"some days are better than others"
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snow_Rock - Posts: 88
- Joined: Sun May 01, 2005 5:49 am
- Location: there's gotta be a way outta here
Granted, but you will understand it two hundred years into the future while frozen in a metal container floating through space, I'm afraid.
I wish I had a sandwich!
I wish I had a sandwich!
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CreatureArt - Posts: 1107
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- Location: Studentville, New Zealand
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