*Gives the Blob the gift of that keeps on giving, Soap on a Rope.*
Take the hint...
Blob misses the hint, but is hit with the soap.
Blob HP: 114,500
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*gives the blob a lump of coal for Christmas...also...A LARGE DRAGON TO EAT HIM, SCARLOTH!!
The coal saddens and the dragon terrifies.
Blob HP: 111,100
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I gotta ask, what's a "Soap on a Rope"? I never have understood that.
Blob laughs at your ignorance.
Blob HP: 111,300
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*hits the blob over the head with soap on a rope* Thats what soap on a rope does if you're not careful. *Flamethrower folds out of robotic arm torching the blob* And now for the big finish! *rubs salt in all the wounds the blob has recived since page 1*
;_; Man, that's painful...
Blob HP: 107,000
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*forces the blob to attach it's tongue to a frozen pole. The pole is, however, attached to the back of a speeding bus, and while the blob is speeding away, he is forced to sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme 30,000 times. All without yelling for help.*
o_o Just... wow. MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!
Blob HP: 92,000
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It's exactly what it sounds like: Soap on a rope...a rope made out of...er...dragon fangs...yeah...
o.o Blob no longer likes the soap on a rope.
Blob HP: 91,500
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*forces the blob to watch the first power rangers movie while executing the chinese mucinex torture, causing a single grain of the mucinex powder to drop on the blob ever second*
MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA........
Although the Mucinex torture is bad, the Power Rangers just makes it bearable. Blob is a die-hard PR fan.
Blob HP: 91,000
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*Summons the Fire Lord from the deep caverns of the earth, which trembles and cracks beneath the blob, afterwards the Fire Lord, it's body completely massed in Magma appears in front of blob and slams itself on top of it, completely engulfed in lava which is at least 100,000 degrees celsius*
Hot, hot, HOT!
Blob HP: 83,000
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I apply dragons directly to The Blob's forehead.
Blob makes note later to patent this new 'Drag-On' stuff...
Blob HP: 80,000
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I pull out my tickle laser, set it on high, and blast the blob with uber tickle power.
XD Blob is ticklish!!!!
Blob HP: 70,000
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I take a sample of the blob and create a swarm of blob-clones.
Blob joins together with it's clones into one bigger blob.
Blob HP: 250,000
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*eats Blob*
You only THINK you ate the blob. In actuality, the Blob ate YOU. Next time, make sure you're not in Soviet Russia, mein friend.
Blob HP: 275,000
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!
*destroys the sample and proceeds with the summoning of the fire lord*
What's done has been done. Can't change it.
Blob HP: 275,500
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Blob:"What are we doing tonight Brain?"
Brain:"Same thing we do every night Blob...Try To Take Over The World!"
Exactly.
Blob HP: 276,000
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Umm... *uses an elixer on the blob, and casts auto res on it just in case* :wink:
Blob thanks you for your help, and then eats you.
Blob HP: 475,000
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Has the Blob run for Congress...the Blob is never heard from again.
Blob is more popular than that. I've told you already. e_e
Blob HP: 475,500
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Geez, what's with this healing the blob suddenly...
*gives the blob a grave spirit from Zelda's Ocarina Of Time which causes poisonous results. Then I do another 50 slash combo on it followed by the bloodcross knights, and the fellowship of the ring followed by the entire army of gondor and rohan creating a full assault on the blob*
...
That's a lot of pain right there.
Blob HP: 400,000
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*Forces the Blob to perform Episode 15 from Season 3 of Kung Fu: The Legend Continues. In full, In Arabic, No translator, on stage in front of 57,500 people at Autzen Stadium in Eugene, Oregon*
Blob has stage fright... ._.
Blob HP: 350,000
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Copies and pastes blob onto /b/...wait a minute they already have 3 of these.
Blob hates /b/. >_< That is an ultimate insult!
Blob HP: 325,000
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Places the Blob in the middle of a group of rabid pre-teen Hannah Monatan fans and yells that 'Hannah Montana' is there.The Blob is run over!!!!!
The trampling doesn't hurt near as bad as the nervous trauma from all those brats.
Blob HP: 300,000
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Dresses the blob in clown clothing and gives him a job as a Dragon Rodeo Clown
O_o No! That's not good! STOP!
Blob HP: 285,000
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*forces the blob to play "through fire and flames" by dragonforce on guitar hero three, setting...expert, causing the blob to repeated bash itself in the face...er, what would pass for a face with the guitar*
ha ha....overwhelming buttons
Not only does Blob hit himself in the face, but he also manages to tie his fingers in a knot. It's gonna be awhile until it can do any manual labor... o_o
Blob HP: 265,00
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Everybody stand back!!!
CHAOS FIRE!!!
*Raises hands and unleashes an inferno wave hotter then the sun, smoldering everything in it's path*
Blob suffers 3rd degree burns to 82 percent of it's body.
Blob HP: 221,00
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*forces the blob to BECOME Hannah Montana.*
o_x Guh... That ain't fair..
Blob HP: 209,000
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Enrolls the Blob in the local Baptist Church.(If you know the joke about the squirels in the church attics of the various churches then you probably will get the point)
Blob doesn't understand you or get your point... o_o
Blob HP: 209,000
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*uses biomods to make self more powerful* Time for my new move! I would suggest that everybody gets out of the way.
*Palm of robot arm opens revealing a powerful energy cannon inside the arm* Here we go!
*Energy begins to form in gun at an huge rate, soon power levels are off the chart and a beam of energy as big as a wideload trailer (thats fully loaded) Shoots out of the arm causeing burning and major pain* (Note: I'm not stateing how much damage the blob is taking. I'm just saying that normaly the attack would really REALLY hurt.)
Blob agrees that it would hurt. Luckily, your aim was a little off.
Blob HP: 199,000
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*performs "ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE" on the blob*:
http://i1.tinypic.com/8bnvjpu.jpg
NO! THERE'S TOO MANY OF 'EM!!! O_O
Blob HP: 175,000
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*I applaud Myoti's attack that beats all other attacks* Well done. NOW STAND BACK!
*then I proceed to another full explosion on the blob*
Blob laughs at your bad grammar. But seriously, that hurt.
Blob HP: 165,000
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Shall I begin charging?
http://i6.tinypic.com/6pr01oy.jpg
This face awakens a nameless fear in the depths of blob's heart... o.o
Blob HP: 160,000
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Attacks blob with a super super poisoned dragon dagger's special attack!!! (A runescape thing)
Then makes blob say super super poisoned dragon dagger special attack 3 times fast!!!
That does a fair amount of damage.
Blob HP: 155,000
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Reveals to the Blob that I am the one and only true LINA INVERSE!
The Blob panics!!!!
Why would the Blob panic over a thing like that? °¿°
Blob HP: 155,000
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*whips out her duel disk, gravity defying trench coat, and total lack of personality*
DS: I sacrifice Kaligraphic and Riku777 to summon BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON! Attack Blob with White Lightining!
*overly elaborate intro. animation*
BEWD: TROGDOR! TROGDOR!
DS: Hey!!! Focus on the task at hand! Sheesh.
DRAGONS!! NO MORE DRAGON!!!! @_@
Blob HP: 135,000
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The Blob is now in L.A. and was last seen dating Britney.
Oh, really?
Blob HP: 135,000
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*slaps the Blob with a fish*
x_O That hurt...
Blob HP: 115,000
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*dies laughing*
Teams up with Myoti and DoubleShadow and goe for the Limit attack, Crazy Sword Psycho!
*A Whirlwind of swords and goofy screams engulfing the blob, cutting it and piercing the blob's...um...ears? Final move is all three of us surrounding the blob driving our swords and hands into the ground and standing up straight shouting into the air*
"NI!"
*The blob is surrounded by the Knights of Ni, shouting their awesome strength of "Ni"*
Blob never understood the knights of Ni... @_@ He feels threatened anyway.
Blob HP: 110,000
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Names the Blob 'Bob' and makes a cartoon about the Blob.
:D Blob likes cartoons!
Blob HP: 115,000
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Kat transforms into her alter-ego, Sanji07 (basically Sanji's water vampire form ^w^) Sanji07 flies up into the sky above the blob. San controls water from a nearby river. The water splashes high above the mountains, covering up half of the sky in view.
"WATER TSUNAMI!!!*
Sanji throws its hands down, as if imitating the tsunami crashing upon the monster. Once the attack is over, Sanji glides down to the ground, almost falling over from exhaustion.
Wow... That's a lot of water. The blob is thankful that it's not water soluble.
Blob HP: 95,000
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Haven't forgotten you yet!!!
*remembers the blob is weak, but still at large...charges the blob at full speed, dodging tentacles, and placing himself inside the creature, starts burning all the intense light energy that his body can hold, hoping to burn the blob from the inside out......*
The internal burns cause the blob great, painful discomfort...
Blob HP: 85,000