Corrupted wish game

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but only the bad anime is cheaper

I wish I could take a nap

[Tigerchu]

Granted, but it's the nap of no return *sorry couldn't resist

I wish I could smell like a dog (curse you dogs!)

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted you smell like a wet dog

I wish Tigerchu didn't smell like a wet dog

[LupoRedgrave]

Granted, but now Tigerchu is lost in a huge dark forest.

I wish for the chance to go Devil Hunting with my, sort of Original Character (OC), Ryan.
Ryan: http://luporedgrave.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d5j6l1a

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. You find yourself alone in a wasteland, with only a drawing of Ryan to help you survive. As you begin to process your new situation, you find that on the back of the drawing is a note: "There is one Tasmanian devil in this wasteland. You cannot return home until you find it."

I wish that spaghetti grew on trees.

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, but in spring when spaghetti trees begin to pollinate everything turns red.

I wish I had some garlic bread to go with that spaghetti.

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but there's no sauce.

I wish i was feeling better

[bobmonkeys]

Granted you now feel like a better who just lost it all on a horse race.

I wish my toes and fingers would trade places.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. They trade places with 20 cockroaches, and now you have cockroaches instead of digits.

I wish that my favorite Mexican was Austrian.

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, but now your favorite Austrian is Russian and your favorite Russian is Indian and your favorite Indian is Korean and your favorite Korean is a alligator-monster.

I wish that Kaligraphic would sometimes clean the catbox of doom.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but you don't want to know what Kaligraphic does with all the stuff from the Catbox of doom

I wish i could stay healthy

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you're a carrier of the zombie plague, so you make everybody you come in contact with sick and dead.

I wish that Mr. Smartypants wasn't an alligator monster.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted now Mr Smartypants is a crocodile monster

I wish every one a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!

[Neane]

Granted. The Goverment of Canada creates a super-bomb that can be easily made called


M.E.R.R.Y C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S

and after they have made the first one, it gets stolen by Neo-Nazis who then plan to conquer the World in order to create a 4th Reich. They create a satellite factory that can make them by the thousands and when it is full of bombs, it will drop them on the World to get rid of any strong resistance. Sadly, the Neo-Nazis weren't that good at math and so the space-factory created about 7 billion super-bombs and then rains them down on every single living human being. And the Human Species is gone.

I wish that Humanity was brought back.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, our souls are brought back and bound to living machinery to serve the Necrons for all eternity.

I wish that humanity wasn't reduced to a state of undead servitude.

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, instead humanity has been reduced to frothing cannibals, who's favorite food besides flesh is cake.

I wish insanity was a good thing.

[AdriTan]

Granted, everybody thinks killing others is good.

I wish CAA was more active!

[Neane]

Granted. CAA gets overrun by Spam-Bots.


I wish that there were no more spam-bots.

[AdriTan]

Granted, there are now ham-bots more sophisticated than spam.

I wish the bots were gone!!

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, now you have to deal with extra trolls.

I wish that blame failed to rhyme with game.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but you start to rhyme every time you talk

I wish i had some cocoa

[Pika-chan]

granted, but the cocoa is frozen solid.

I wish I had a pikachu for a pet. -3-

[Ally-Ann]

Granted, but it doesn't like you. Sad face.

I wish I had a life's supply of Lindor truffles. o3o

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but they're all moldy and taste like bad cheese

I wish I could go on vacation

[Cc4FuzzyHuggles]

*GRANTED!* You get to ride a camel to the moon with Mr.SquigglyDink! Sorry though, the camel's got bad gas....

[Cleanedbyblood]

i wish Cc4FuzzyHuggles made a wish

[Pika-chan]

granted but it was invisible so you still couldn't see it.

i wish that I could play piano.

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but the pianos you play on can never be tuned.

I wish i had gotten christmas break T^T

[Pika-chan]

granted, but you spent the entire time peeling onions and potatoes.

i wish that i had enough money to buy my cosplay already. DX

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but you can only buy, a cheap halloween wig with an even cheaper (<--possible?) costume!!!

I wish i had a cookie