Corrupted wish game

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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:20 am

granted but they are out of everything

I wish to complete my manga collection
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Postby Panda4christ:3 » Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:02 am

Granted, but everything else you own is gone

I wish for better grades TT^TT
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:05 am

granted but your folks still think your grades should be better

I wish i could fall asleep
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Postby AdriTan » Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:30 am

Granted, you died.

I wish Cleanedbyblood didn't die!
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Postby Panda4christ:3 » Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:54 am

Granted now you died

I wish i had a really good milkshake right now
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:48 pm

granted but its broccoli flavored

I wish AdriTan wasn't dead
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:26 pm

Granted. AdriTan is an undead abomination trying to destroy all goodness and life.

I wish for AdriTan to be saved from that horrific state.
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Postby Peanut » Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:41 pm

Granted *shoots AdriTran in the face with a shot gun* sometimes you just got to put the rabid dog down.

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Postby thisiskris89 » Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:28 am

Granted but you forget it immediatly.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:08 am

Granted. It is now made of indestructible, inflexible adamantium. It is also no longer capable of pumping blood, so you don't have very long to live.

I wish for a space battleship.
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Postby Panda4christ:3 » Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:14 pm

Granted, but your the prisoner of the alien owners

I wish i had more anime stores in my area
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:43 pm

Granted but they have nothing in stock and it takes them 3 months to replenish their inventory

I wish I had a better dvd player


Panda4christ:3 (post: 1600213) wrote:I wish i had more anime stores in my area

I think there needs to be more anime stores everywhere. There's only one with in 10 miles or so, not counting comic book stores cause everytime I go into one of them I get treated poorly
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Postby DecooPunk » Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:59 pm

granted but it only plays barney, dora the explorer, and winne the pooh bear to the bestest a DVD player can play.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Nov 30, 2012 12:58 am

Granted. He had a longer season, but unfortunately, it was never aired, and has since been lost.

I wish for the next person to post in this thread to become 12% more awesome.
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:44 am

Granted but it only lasts for 3 seconds

i wish my room would clean itself
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:16 am

Granted. It does so by licking itself. Good luck getting over the thought that your room has a big, wet tongue that could lick you at any time.

I wish that I wasn't imagining being licked by my room right now.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:52 am

Granted. But the rest of your house is a different story...

I wish i had a dog TT^TT
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby QtheQreater » Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:48 pm

Granted, it's Scooby Doo! Hope you have enough food for both him and that homeless looking dude that seems to be following him around...

I wish I had more energy today.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:11 pm

Granted you are now full of static energy

I wish I could get enough sleep
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:23 pm

Granted. Now you can't wake up

I wish anime was cheaper
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:31 am

granted but only the anime that no one likes is cheaper...sadly all the others double in price

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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:14 pm

Granted. But it's filled with worms

I wish my family liked my anime
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby SilverToast » Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:05 am

Granted but they watch it so much that that anime stops existing somehow.

I wish that I was a cheese cake sandwich.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:52 pm

Granted. You've been eaten.

I wish i wasn't weird
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:52 pm

Granted now you're normal and the rest of the world is weird

I wish people would stop talking about the end of the world
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:14 pm

Granted. The world has ended...

I wish my friend wasn't obsessed with South Korea
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Sun Dec 09, 2012 7:43 pm

granted they are now obsessed with North Korea

I wish it was snowing
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby impact777 » Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:36 pm

granted, but it's so much that you can't open your frontdoor anymore

I wish my Japanese would be better
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:47 pm

granted your Japanese is only slightly better but for some reason all the words come out backwards

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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby impact777 » Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:01 am

granted. now you have a fireplace, but your house is gone

I wish anime dvds would be cheaper
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