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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:24 pm

Granted, now the equipment is showing angry faces at you because it hates you and wants to kill you.

I wish that the equipment wouldn't kill AdriTan.
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Postby Masquerade1412 » Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:25 pm

Granted. The Terminator comes back in time to destroy all of the construction equipment. Now there cannot be any skyscrapers or large buildings, so we revert back to the 1920s.

I wish I could become the master of Bloons Tower Defense 5.
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Postby QtheQreater » Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:42 pm

Granted, but you lose your abilities to do anything else, like feeding yourself...poor fellow.

I wish Masquerade could at least walk again...
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Postby AdriTan » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:24 am

Granted, he can walk. But he can't seem to figure out how to do anything else.

I wish someone would bring me a fantastic breakfast in bead!
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Postby QtheQreater » Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:38 pm

Granted, but you really shouldn't eat beads...

I wish someone with knowledge of the heimlich maneuver would save Adri from choking on that bead.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:44 am

Granted. They stir the beads so that Adri chokes on a different bead.

I wish that Adri come back as a zombie and shamble around eating people's sandwiches. And by sandwiches I mean brains.
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Postby Masquerade1412 » Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:39 pm

Granted, but after eating yours, she is satisfied and returns to her grave.

I wish that the last 200 wishes never happened.
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Postby AdriTan » Sun Oct 28, 2012 12:33 am

Granted, they never happened in a parallel universe.

I wish I came back to life alive and not undead!!!!
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Postby Masquerade1412 » Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:56 am

Granted, but you wake up to find you are the ONLY living being on the planet.

I wish we were all back to normal!
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Postby SilverToast » Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:21 am

Granted but we all come back ill which is relatively normal.

I wish someone would cure us of this painful mysterious sickness.
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Postby AdriTan » Sun Oct 28, 2012 11:12 am

Granted, but the jerk kills us all.

I wish we weren't dead...... Again.
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Postby TheGasMaster438 » Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:02 pm

Granted now we are all undead again.

I wish Zombies ate chocolate
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Postby AdriTan » Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:58 pm

Granted, we eat chocolate covered brains!

I wish someone would fix all this!!
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Postby TheGasMaster438 » Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:02 pm

Granted, instead of zombies, we are now talking about the humor related to talking with really high pitched voices

I wish everyone talked in a really high pitched voice, for one day, every year.
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Postby AdriTan » Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:38 pm

Granted, on the last day of their life. Wouldn't that be depressing?

I wish we stopped being high pitched before we died!
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Postby QtheQreater » Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:26 am

Granted. All of us are now euphoniums.

I wish we could all participate in a great euphonium symphony...
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:28 am

granted but nobody practiced and everyone's all out of tune

I wish I had more books to read
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Postby Masquerade1412 » Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:38 pm

Granted, but they are on how books are bad for you. (Redundant, no?)

I wish the book series Twilight did not exist.
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:00 pm

granted but its replaced with something much more annoying

I wish for a better computer
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Postby bobmonkeys » Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:02 am

Granted, but it's keyboard is in Chinese.

I wish I could trade bodies with other people to become them until I get tired of ruining their lives and wanted to return to my own body with my own life not ruined.
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Postby SilverToast » Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:04 am

Granted but the people you traded bodies with want to be you at any cost.

I wish that I was Buzz Lightyear.
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:38 pm

Granted you are now a plastic toy at the bottom of some kid's toy box

I wish I didn't have so much stuff to carry in my bag
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Postby Woogie » Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:39 pm

Granted, but everything in your bag was stolen by alladin and he left you only with a penny.
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Thu Nov 08, 2012 1:17 pm

Granted but he or she still can't fly

I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie
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Trust in the Lord with all your heart
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Postby tronethiel7 » Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:25 pm

Granted. However turtle feces was mistaken for chocolate chips.

I wish I had three more wishes.
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Postby bobmonkeys » Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:49 pm

Granted, you'll have to ask three more posters to grant those wishes though.

I wish eating utensils were alive and could talk.
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Postby SilverToast » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:06 am

Granted but they will never let us use them again. They are people too,but not human.

I wish that someone could serve us all some food that can be eaten by hand.
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:34 pm

granted but all the soap disappears and everyone has to eat with dirty hands...a lot of people get sick

I wish my cat wasn't so annoying
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Postby AdriTan » Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:21 pm

Granted, your cat has died.

I wish I had some decent food.
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Postby bobmonkeys » Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:06 am

Granted, just don't ask what happened to the body of Cleanedbyblood's cat.

I wish that AdriTan would get haunted by the ghost of the cat she just ate.
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