Corrupted wish game

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:17 pm

granted, but its the lone survivor of the war, t3h neko.

I wish i could find that cute flash animation of the girl hugging the cat and song in the back ground going "nyan nyako nyan nyako nya nya nya"

Postby **Ingemar** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:20 pm

Granted, but the fellow goofs and sends you this link instead:

http://www.christiananime.net/showthread.php?p=538823#post538823

I wish badabidimidifagglefooglefroggle.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:25 pm

Granted, but only on condition that you drink three Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters and survive.

I wish that the doctors could save Ingemar when he passes out after that first Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.

Postby **Ingemar** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:28 pm

Granted, but KAZAAAAAAAAAM!

I wish that you would take on me.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:19 am

Granted, but I win.

Now I wish that I hadn't bet 5 yen on you winning.

Postby **CreatureArt** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:29 am

Granted, you bet 5 yen on ME winning - and since we weren't fighting, I took the money and scarpered.

I wish I could run really fast to get away from a mad Kaligraphic with 5 yen less in his pocket....

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:38 am

Granted, but now you have your own band of minstrels who constantly make fun of you and slow you down. And you have to live with monty python quotes such as:

"he's buggered off, so he has he's scarpered!"

"brave sir robin ran away, yes he bravely ran away away."

I wish I could twist the song enough to make it about creatureart, instead of robin.

Postby **Crosspunisher** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:47 pm

Granted but now you have a ton of people who dislike you for doing it

I wish everybody had a bunny anti or not

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:54 pm

granted, but by bunny i assume you mean neko.

I wish the bunny, antibunny, neko and kenshin war would spread all over the internet. XD

Postby **Nate** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:57 pm

Granted, and the ensuing battle causes the internet to be baleeted.

I wish I could post a cutting and witty response to Ashley's slam on me in the Shatterheart Show thread.

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:03 pm

granted, but its libelous and invloves something about ashley cutting a witty.

I wish ashley will never cut witties like the granting of kae's wish makes it seem. >.>

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:55 pm

Granted but in a freak nuclear accident that follows the granting of this wish you and
Ashley are permanently joined into one being!

I wish that I had Katsumi Liqueur's Grospolinter sword!

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:01 pm

Granted, but because of the way the pervious wish was granted, you have to take up the sword to fight against the new ruler of the world, "Ashma". And unfortunately you're not the "fabled" hero that will save the world, and die trying.

I wish I knew why I decided to grant the wish that way. XD

Postby **Photosoph** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:34 pm

Granted... you know EXACTLY why you granted that wish, right up until after you grant it, which is why you posted your wish and it all goes on in an endless loop which is confusing me and I think I'll stop this sentence.... now.

I wish I knew why it seems as though I keep on granting SigmaKnight's wishes. (It's not a bad thing... just a curious thing).

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:45 pm

Granted, Its cause you LOOOOOOOOVE me....er... Think I'm cute?... Tolerate my presence?... Yes? No? XD It was worth a shot.

I wish I knew why photosoph kept granting my wishes, so I could grant her's and tell her. XD

Postby **Photosoph** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:20 pm

OoooOOOOoo... tolerate your presence... good one! XD I like that answer. Well, actually, I love you as a brother in God, think your avatar is cute, and obviously tolerate your presence since I'm here now. ~_^

Granted! But then you end up having to add a twist to granting her last wish, which means that you end up not telling her even though you know. o_O

I wish that he would TELL ME!!!

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:32 pm

XD Granted, but the truth of it is so amazing and spine-tingling that you pass out, and slump over, and when you wake back up you have signed photo's of me, are wearing an "im with stupid" t-shirt, have a bag of candy, and cant remember the past 15 days or the reason you keep granting my wishes. XD

I wish that I knew what photosoph did those days that she cant remember. XD

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:47 pm

Granted, but the truth of it is so amazing and spine-tingling that you pass out, and slump over, and when you wake back up you have signed photos of Photosoph, are wearing an "im with stupid" t-shirt, have a bag of candy, and cant remember the past 15 days or what Photosoph did with her 15 days.

I wish that I could post Vogon poetry on this site without being banned.

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:03 pm

Granted, but upon thinking about it, your intestines, in an effort to save all life, jump up through throat and throttle your brain.

I wish I wrote better poems. >.>

Postby **TheSeaAndStars** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:38 pm

Sure thing, u will right the best poems about catfish.

I wish I could find more ss cards in ragnarok.

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:52 pm

Granted, but you can no longer play ragnarok.... ever.

>.> I wish i could play ragnarok.. and that theseaandstars could as well.

Postby **Photosoph** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:38 pm

Granted, however they change management the next day and nothing is ever the same after the appearance of Homer Simpson in the main town...

I wish I really did have a signed photo, an 'I'm with stupid' t-shirt and candy. Mmm.... candy... :drool:

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:31 pm

Granted, but the only way to get them is to go on a 15 day trip to japan with me. XD

I wish that I had candy >.> :drool:

Postby **meboeck** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:15 am

Granted, but it's oranges-and-rubber flavored AND it's stale.

I wish I had something productive to do today.

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:36 am

Granted you have to do multiplication problems all day and all night. Thats.. productive >.> right?

I wish i had something interesting to do.

Postby **Galant** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:51 am

Granted, although you soon become engrossed in it, neglecting other apsects of your life and eventually moving away to a distant island where you can be left alone to pursue it. After some years you become a maniacal, deluded old geezer, cackling over your machinations - which in the end are related to developing tooth paste for rats.

I wish I had a friend.

Postby **KA1-EG13** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:52 am

SigmaKnight wrote:Granted you have to do multiplication problems all day and all night. Thats.. productive >.> right?

I wish i had something interesting to do.

Granted, but it's a mortician. (You catagorize dead people)

I wish I could scream loud enough to shatter glass.

Postby **KA1-EG13** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:54 am

Galant wrote:Granted, although you soon become engrossed in it, neglecting other apsects of your life and eventually moving away to a distant island where you can be left alone to pursue it. After some years you become a maniacal, deluded old geezer, cackling over your machinations - which in the end are related to developing tooth paste for rats.

I wish I had a friend.

(We must have posted at the same time.)
Granted, but it's a velocaraptor that eats all your other friends.

I wish I had a happy meal.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:39 pm

Granted, but the raptor ate it too

I wish I had a velocaraptor

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:42 pm

Granted, but youre eaten by a t-rex.

I wish i had a domesticated pet t-rex.

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