Corrupted wish game

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, but I thought you said Eggo-maniacs, so there are no fanatics for Eggo brand waffles.

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwhich.

[anlptgtsg]

Granted. I cooked it for you[SIZE="1"](let your imagination run wild)[/SIZE].
I wish I could sing really well.

[Broly Ultimatrix]

Granted the worlds stansards for good singers has fallen gteatly so anyone could be a good singer but now rebbeca black and justine bieber make more money.

I wish Boris was a duck for the day

[SilverToast]

Granted but he is a golduck and attacks you with a psybeam.

I wish that I was the opposite of the bad luck Brian meme.

[Broly Ultimatrix]

granted you are now bad luck Brianna

I wish to sleep in a pokeball i could break out of whenever i wanted

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, but whenever you get to sleep the poke ball is accidentally dropped or shaken.

I wish I was smarter than the average bear.

[anlptgtsg]

Granted. You are now Yogi bear and is in jail for stealing picnic baskets.
I wish Ranger Smith gives a harsher punishment for thieves.

[SilverToast]

Edit
Granted but he cuts off their hands and it is not a pretty story.

I wish I had a never ending sandwich that forever tasted good.

[anlptgtsg]

Granted you now have never ending sandwich that taste good only for crocodiles.
*I wish no one is getting irritated or mad on things we post in this forum*

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, but they are getting irritated and mad at things in real life and they take their anger out on you.

I wish to be a chalk ninja.

[SilverToast]

Granted but yout mortal enemy is the eraser which stalks you.

I wish that I could escape to different dimensions using only my imagination to create portals.

[Broly Ultimatrix]

granted but you suddenly come down with add so your mind is firing thoughts faster then you keep track of them and you accidentally create a portal connecting the ocean and the moon

I wish people would stop saying I'm OCD after all CDO is much better with the letters in alphabetical order and such

[SilverToast]

Granted but people prefer to say compulsive disorder obessesive which throws off the english language and now we learn to speak chinese.

I wish for infinite wishes of which can only do good for me and others.

[Broly Ultimatrix]

Granted but there highly unstable so using any one of them could unravel existence as e know it.

I wish the universe was tied together with string cheese

[SilverToast]

Granted but string cheese is not an stable material to use and every planet falls as it breaks apart ending all of us.

I wish that I could be a male hybrid of Goku & Future Trunks(DBZ)-Alucard(Hellsing)-Clair(Claymore)-Amuro Ray & Heero Yuyi(Gundam series) with all their powers and best personality traits.

[Masquerade1412]

Granted, but you are a shapeless mass of hair.

I wish I was more confident.

[SilverToast]

Granted but your overconfidence leads to your many downfalls.
Edit
I wish for intergalactic peace for Christmas.

[thisiskris89]

granted but you get coal in yer stocking!
i wish it wasnt so freakin hot!

[SilverToast]

Granted but now you are freezing in the arctic winds.
I wish that I can fly in outerspace and be able to travel through outer space without breathing.

[Broly Ultimatrix]

granted but you still need to breath to live

EDIT: i wish for a nuclear rainbow

[Mike123123]

The rainbow causes someone to go blind, and that causes him to drive into a radioactive waste dump and die, but then turns into a zombie. You have just started the zombie Apocalypse

I wish for indestructible pants that can fit anyone. and you can wish for anything good, and then it appears out of your pockets.
(and the pants make you fly)

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, but they're women's pants, and I'm supposing you're a guy.

I wish I could make spaghetti fly out of my ears at will.

[Broly Ultimatrix]

Granted but to much comes out at once and your ears explode

I wish for ever clean t-shirts

[SilverToast]

Granted but they are t-shirts that have terrible embarrassing logos on them to horrible to tell.
I wish for extraterrestrial life to finally visit Earth in peace.

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, but then they see are fatty foods, and try to destroy us.

I wish that Spain and Germany discovered ponies.

[Broly Ultimatrix]

Granted but the resulting world peace ends stock trade and all war efforts as we know it and everyone cant stop smiling, Bro hoofing and laughing together also resulting in mass starvation because people can't eat and the world dies... not a bad way to go i guess

I wish for death enslavement and the pursuit of hatred.

[Ally-Ann]

Granted, but you have to go to Jupiter for that. Too bad Jupiter's a gas giant and beyond the asteroid belt.

I wish for epic dreams tonight.

[Broly Ultimatrix]

Granted sephiroth is epic and your dream goes somthing like this

I wish for a dream about pie

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, now you are dreaming about American Pie.

I wish my cold would go away.

[Broly Ultimatrix]

Granted you now have a nasal infection

I wish for endless mountain dew