Corrupted wish game

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:11 am

Granted. A bright light hits you in the eyes and you are now blind.

I wish Kyubey would grant my wish and make me a mahou shoujou.

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:49 am

Granted but you dont know how to use your new powers and a witch kills you in your noobness.

I wish "magic *snort snort*" wasn't the answer to everything

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:43 pm

[color="Plum"]Granted, its still the answer to most things though.

I wish for a hose that sprays chocolate.[/color]

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:13 pm

Granted but you are out of chocolate supplies.
I wish I have sufficient chocolate supply that I will eat.

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:16 pm

Granted you recieve a hershey kiss which is enough to eat but not sufficient enough for anything else.

I wish everyone would type words backwards.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:25 pm

[color="Plum"]Granted, sdrow is backwards but everything else is typed forwards.

I wish zombies would become vegetarians.[/color]

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:27 pm

Granted but you are also turned into a Cucumber... good luck running with no legs

I wish sdrow made more sense in the english language

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:39 pm

[color="Plum"]Granted, but no one speaks English anymore.

I wish someone could understand me.[/color]

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:17 pm

Granted they understand what you say... they just don't get you.
I wish I can do a jackknife kick.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:42 pm

[color="Plum"]Granted you kick Jack and he falls on a knife. You are charged with murder, but escape and live your life forever on the run.

I wish Jack was still alive.[/color]

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:48 pm

Granted he really is alive he was just framing me.
I wish I could prove my innocence.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:00 pm

[color="Plum"]Granted, but the proof is only found after you die.

I wish that Animal Planet's soul would rest in peace.[/color]

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:39 pm

Granted. Animal planet will rest in peace as long as the world is in carnage.
I wish for me to be able to pause time.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:20 pm

[color="Plum"]Granted, but you can't unpause it. You're forever trapped alone in time.

I wish I had my own personal army.[/color]

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:04 pm

Granted. You have a personal army. The problem is they don't follow you or any of the leaders.
I wish that I'm a great basketball player.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:13 pm

[color="Plum"]Granted, you're the best basketball player in the WNBA.

I wish I had some cotton candy.[/color]

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:53 am

Granted. As part of a pointless government program, you now have some chocolate-flavored cotton.

I wish for a bag of happiness.

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:02 am

Granted but to get at the happiness you have to penetrate the bag of disappointment but doing an act of pure evil.

I wish Boris wasn't dead or charged with murder.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:48 pm

Granted Boris did not die and was not charge of murder. No one can charge him. Being able to defeat the MIB and all. He now rules the universe.
I wish I am able to frank without being hurtful.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:23 am

Granted, but you can't stop franking without causing grievous wounds to the souls of everybody around you, and everybody thinks you are a pervert for franking so much.

I wish that franking wasn't perverted.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:22 am

[color="Plum"](Looks up franking on Google. Finds Wiki on Franking. Franking is postage stamps!?:eh:)

Granted, now only you get perverted thoughts while putting stamps on mail.

I wish Kaligraphic would stop sending so much mail. :lol:

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Postby **TheMewster** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:17 pm

Granted, now he never wants to talk to you ever again.

I wish I could see my old BFF who moved away when I was in sixth grade again.l

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:11 pm

Granted, but while he was gone he suffered from a terrible crash that resulted in his entire face being reformed through plastic surgery. You cannot tell he was that old flame...

I wish I could get my lover the perfect birthday present.

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:45 pm

Granted but he chooses the present over your love and you break up...

I wish I were less cruel.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:25 pm

[color="Plum"]Granted, everyone you know is now meaner by comparison so you seem less cruel.

I wish my hands would stop talking to me.[/color]

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:32 am

Granted. They stop listening to you, too. In fact, they are no longer neurologically connected to you at all. Your hands are now just uncontrollable, useless flaps of meat on the ends of your arms.

I wish that there was a cure for paralysis.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:00 am

Granted, but it costs too much for you.
I wish That Guy With the Glasses would hurry up with their 4th anniversary celebration.

Postby **AdriTan** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:10 pm

Granted it lasts two seconds!

I wish i had my new pair of glasses!

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:36 pm

[color="Plum"]Granted while getting them you break them, and you haven't even paid for them yet.

I wish I could get away with murder.[/color]

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:59 pm

Granted you get away for murdering a fish.
I wish no one could get away of murder.

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