Corrupted wish game

[Broly Ultimatrix]

granted you now can seethe future but you cant do anything in the present so you future is doing nothing

I wish Killer bees could survive in extreme cold and hot environments

[Peanut]

Granted, they have now developed air conditioning and coat technology. Now nothing shall stop the Killer Bee invasion!

I wish I could go outside and not be stung to death by killer bees who've now moved north in their quest to take over our world.

[Raleford]

Granted, but you can no longer go INSIDE without being stung to death by killer bees who've now moved north in their quest to take over our world.

I wish not to die by killer bee.

[Broly Ultimatrix]

Granted you are now immortal and spend the rest of eternity being stung endlessly by killer bees who've now moved north in their quest to take over our world resulting in endless suffering.

I wish Raleford hadn't wished for a fate worse then death.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you wished for it for him, and get to share that fate.

I wish that the evil space penguins would stop harpooning people.

[AdriTan]

Granted but the shoot laser beams instead!!

I wish I had some pie!

[anlptgtsg]

Granted a clown throws a pie and hit you in the face.
I wish the evil space penguin will have an arch nemesis.

[Broly Ultimatrix]

Granted but since they are both evil they team up and are an unstoppable force

I wish for Thor to step in and stop the space penguin army

[Raleford]

Granted, but then an even greater enemy fills the void left by the space penguin army.

I wish for a nice relaxing getaway.

[AdriTan]

Granted, it lasts five seconds.

[bobmonkeys]

I wish Adritan had wished for a mutant army that she could control and terrorize the French.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it ends up terrorizing you instead.

I wish for the evil space penguins to build a secret moon base out of cheese.

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, but the plans never take off, because the cheese was too yummy.

I wish to be able to take a leprechaun's pot of gold.

[Broly Ultimatrix]

granted but only shiney copper is availiable leprechans stole all the gold

I wish we could live without carbon.

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, but now we can't live without helium.

I wish for a extremely detailed sword with a complicated name.

[anlptgtsg]

Granted a sword named Donotothswordi. Meaning:[SPOILER]Do not touch the sword or die[/SPOILER]

I wish I'm at the back of all the people that are reading this post.

[Broly Ultimatrix]

granted but in order to do so you are ripped apart atom by atom and one atom is placed behind the pixels of each avatar.

I wish for happy days.

[anlptgtsg]

Granted happy days has now come and every happy person will give you a bad day.
I wish we are not living in a mad world.

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, its not mad. It just bears a very deep grudge against you instead.

I wish for a chihuahua that spits beans behind the park bench and burps when the tea is served to the neighbors of that little girl who has a chair that is made of fish and green salad for the african kid and the cowboy and maybe even the astronaut but not the tomato. And everyone on CAA lived happily ever after.

[Broly Ultimatrix]

Granted, you will be sucked into the nearest Dr. Seuss book in three... two.. one.

I wish this was sparta since it isn't madness.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you get kicked into the pit anyway.

I wish that Leonidas had yelled "THIS! IS! PITTSBURGH!"

[Raleford]

Granted, but the scene was cut in post-production for continuity reasons.

I wish I didn't require sleep or food, but could partake in either at will if I so desired.

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, but if you sleep or eat once you will instantly become addicted and unable to stop eating or sleeping forever.

I wish a far away planet would explode.

[Raleford]

Granted. Earth, a planet very far away from the Alpha Centauri system, has just exploded.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, everyone is in love with you, and its creepy.

I wish dogs became cats and cats became hamsters and hamsters became fish and fish became Fred.

[Raleford]

Granted. Billions of Freds drowned around the world... beachgoers everywhere are in a state of panic.

I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish, I wish tonight.

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, but since I don't know what that wish is, I assume its eating your weight in pork and beans.

I wish I had more Mountain Dew.

[Raleford]

Granted, your house is being flooded by Mountain Dew.

I wish to fall asleep.

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, but there are spiders in all the beds, couches, and chairs in your house, so where are you going to sleep?

I wish to be able to control birds.

[anlptgtsg]

Granted you are now a string puppeteer than can only control bird puppets.
I wish the light will come into my life.