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Twisted Love

PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:18 pm
by Azier the Swordsman
I run..... as far away as I can.... away from him. It's been building up to this forever..... I hated to do this to him... after our loving relationship for so many years.... but it was meant to be. I don't love him. I don't think I ever did. When I told him... I could see his heart snap in half. I feel partly guilty for reeking that agony upon him, but it has to be.

Further behind, he lies on the ground sobbing, begging me desperately to return.... saying he'll do anything to gain my love back. I ignore him. And keep running through the forest. To where I do not know. As I run... I come to the clearing.... our secret spot where we spent so many good times together. I do not mean the love I just left behind, of course, but my new lover. The one I cheated with for months now.

Now there is nothing left to hinder our love. As expected... he is waiting for me. He sees me, and gets up, with that ever familiar scowl on his face. He never smiles. But that doesn't mean he isn't a romantic at heart. My heart flutters with excitement and my pulse races at the sight of him. He gets up and walks over to me. "Is it done?" He asks in his gruff voice. "Yes. I told him everything." "At last...." He pulls me into his strong grip and begins kissing me hard. I return the favor. "Together at last, Marzipan." He says. "Yes..." Me and StrongBad french kiss.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:32 pm
by AngelSakura
Wow. Someone needs...help...or something...
...
XDD

PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:46 pm
by Felix
Oh...my...frikkin...gosh.... someone please beat me to death with a cattle prod.....

PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:48 pm
by Warrior 4 Jesus
Bwwwah ha ha! This is disturbing and problematic!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:50 pm
by insanewitapen
Ahh Depressing! ................I LUV IT! XD;;

PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:55 pm
by Felix
I still need to die over here...any takers?

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:56 am
by mastersquirrel
That was really, REALLY wierd..... I think I'm going to scream.

Trying...to....keep...a...straight...face........

THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 12:36 pm
by AngelSakura
<<I still need to die over here...any takers?>>
I volunteer! Any particular method you prefer?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:48 am
by Azier the Swordsman
I think this was my best work yet.... it's gonna be hard to top this one in the upcoming epic sequel:
Twisted Love 2: Friday the 13th - Homestar's Revenge

PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 5:36 pm
by Felix
AngelSakura wrote:I volunteer! Any particular method you prefer?

Nah, not really. Be creative, oh! And make it painful.