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PostPosted: **Tue May 17, 2005 4:52 pm**

This story came about due to a long conversation between ShiroiHikari, Kkun, and myself involving waffles, Hyde, and pot. No, we weren't the ones smoking it, as much as it may seem that way.

DISCLAIMER: I have next to no idea what these people *actually* act like. Bear with me here.

CAST OF CHARACTERS IN ORDER OF APPEARENCE:

Hyde, (sexy) vocals of L'Arc~en~ciel.

Gackt. He does his own thing, you know.

Mana. Um, he used to be a guitarist and composer for Malice Mizer, but I don't know what he does now. [EDIT: According to RoyalWing, Mana now has his own band, Moi Dix Mois.]

Miyavi. He's another stand alone dude.

Sawao Yamanaka. Lead singer for The Pillows.

Ken. He's, like, the guitarist for L'Arc~en~ciel.

Daichi. Lead singer for Visual Kei group Psycho le Cemu.

NOW ON TO THE SHOW!!

CHAPTER ONE

(Our story opens in the L'Arc Lair...)

- (dials a number and taps his foot impatiently)

- This is Gackt. If you're a fangirl, please call back between the hours of--

- Dude. Gackt.

- Oh. Hey, Hyde.

- Gackt. We've got a situation.

- Uh oh.

- I feel... (dun dun) the Need.

- For speed?

- No.

- Oh. (thinks for a moment) Chocolate?

- NO. Waffles, man. I need waffles.

- Oh. Cool. Let's call Miyavi and the guys and go get some waffles. (hangs up)

- Jeez. (hangs up)

/END OF CHAPTER ONE

PostPosted: **Tue May 17, 2005 5:12 pm**

More! Mooooore!

PostPosted: **Tue May 17, 2005 5:12 pm**

Hahaha XD I neeeed to see more of this.

PostPosted: **Tue May 17, 2005 5:14 pm**

yay! i think i have a favorite thread! i agree, more... MORE I SAY!.... ^_^

PostPosted: **Tue May 17, 2005 5:21 pm**

*waits for chapter two* Oh man, that was great...XD

PostPosted: **Tue May 17, 2005 5:40 pm**

CHAPTER TWO

(Meanwhile, at...wherever the heck it is that Mana lives...the phone rings...)

- Hello. You are speaking with Mana. If you're that scary stalker fangirl, PLEASE stop calling me. If--

- It's me, Mana.

- Oh, my. Miyavi. How are you?

- Fairly attractive. But that's not important right now. Hyde feels the Need.

- Oh, dear. The Need?

- Yep.

- I'll be there as soon as I finish curling my hair. (hangs up)

(So, in the end, they assembled, through the J-Rock phone tree, Hyde, Miyavi, Mana, Gackt, Sawao, and Daichi in the L'Arc Lair. No, it doesn't look like the Batcave.)

/END CHAPTER TWO

Anyone who catches the extremely subtle Trigun Maximum reference in this chapter wins at life.

PostPosted: **Tue May 17, 2005 5:48 pm**

whee :3

PostPosted: **Wed May 18, 2005 4:27 pm**

CHAPTER THREE

(In the L'Arc Lair, the various J-Rockers are gathered doing various things. Hyde and Gackt are definitely NOT arguing over who's voice makes more fangirls swoon.)

- I mean, come on. Listen to "Vanilla" and tell me you can't hear the fangirls screaming all over Japan.

- Please. It doesn't even have to be a love song. I brought them to their knees with "READY STEADY GO". And don't get me started on "Lover Boy".

- Are you kidding me? "Lover Boy" sounds like it was written by a drunken monkey in heat.

- Hello? I'm standing right here!

- Hmph. Whatever. (clears his throat) Hey! Everybody shut up and listen!

(The J-Rockers quiet down.)

- We are gathered here today--

- (interrupts) --to join in holy matrimony--

- (ignores him) --to satify the Need.

- Woohoo! Waffles! Awesome!

/END CHAPTER THREE

PostPosted: **Wed May 18, 2005 5:33 pm**

This is so funny!

PLZ write more. This made my mood better exponentially X33

Poor Hyde, he's desperate for waffles! Where are the fangirls when you need them?

PostPosted: **Wed May 18, 2005 6:43 pm**

ROFL! This is so funny!

-Oh, my. Miyavi. How are you?

- Fairly attractive. But that's not important right now

LOL!

We are gathered here today--

- (interrupts) --to join in holy matrimony--

*dies* XD

PostPosted: **Wed May 18, 2005 6:52 pm**

Since not even Lunis, the one person I thought might get the reference, did not, I shall inform you of what I had in mind. In the fourth Trigun Maximum, Elendira gets a phone call from Knives-sama. Upon picking up the phone, he says, "Oh, my. Knives-sama." Now, Elendira is a manga-only Gung-Ho Gun who is a transvertite. Mana is a crossdresser. He answered in a similar manner. Lame reference, I know.

PostPosted: **Thu May 19, 2005 12:50 pm**

ROFL!!! This is so funny! Please, write more. I came here because of the interesting title; but now, I must stay and find out what happens.

Will Hyde ever get his waffles? o_o

*takes a seat and waits for the next installment*

PostPosted: **Thu May 19, 2005 1:01 pm**

XDD

Angel this is hilarious!! My favorite part was Gackt and Hyde definitely not arguing over who had more fangirls XD *waits for more*

PostPosted: **Sat May 21, 2005 9:19 am**

ROFL!!! Woohoo for the waffle need

PostPosted: **Sat May 21, 2005 10:33 am**

CHAPTER FOUR

- (pretending to not hear him) Of course, we all know how SERIOUS this matter is.

(Everyone stares silently at Daishi until, feeling rather uncomfortable, he sits down.)

- Right then.

- The real issue is, who's footing the bill?

- Well, you're the one who brought it up.

- I'm not feeding six people.

- I've got a wife and kid to support.

- I feel sorry for her.

- Why? (flexes his muscles) She's got all of this. You've got no reason to feel sorry for her.

- You do realize you have a legion of obsessive fangirls?

- (blank stare) What about them?

- Never mind.

/END CHAPTER FOUR

(Props to Mave for the picture of Hyde.)

PostPosted: **Sat May 21, 2005 10:47 am**

Hm this story is funny I give a thumb up.

PostPosted: **Sat May 21, 2005 10:55 am**

Yus! Most awesome, says I! I give it...

FOUR DANCING BANANAS!

:dance:

PostPosted: **Sat May 21, 2005 11:06 am**

I'd like to give a sincere thanks to everyone who's commented thus far. Thank you for enduring my obscure jokes and sense of humor. XD

PostPosted: **Sat May 21, 2005 12:46 pm**

Yus! Most awesome, says I! I give it...

FOUR DANCING BANANAS!

Here, here, and I will add four rockin' dudes:

PostPosted: **Sun May 22, 2005 11:56 am**

This is good! AngelSakura!

(but waffles are evil!)

PostPosted: **Sun May 22, 2005 12:01 pm**

Gasp! Blasphemy! Waffles, evil?!

PostPosted: **Sun May 22, 2005 12:51 pm**

Yay! Keep 'em coming XD

PostPosted: **Mon May 23, 2005 12:14 pm**

ha! i love it! yes, please keep them coming!^_^

PostPosted: **Mon May 23, 2005 12:45 pm**

Hey, yeah, keep writing more! It's funny!

(sorry for not posting sooner. I thought I did. *yells at computer*)

PostPosted: **Mon May 23, 2005 1:32 pm**

sdflkjf XDDDD This rocks. \ ^O^ / Continue, I say!

PostPosted: **Mon May 23, 2005 2:26 pm**

Hyde's poor [lucky] wife....

PostPosted: **Mon May 23, 2005 6:03 pm**

...That was pretty good!

PostPosted: **Tue May 24, 2005 5:48 pm**

Man, still great! XD XD

PostPosted: **Tue May 31, 2005 8:42 pm**

*looks back and forth* is there more coming?
please say yes...

PostPosted: **Sat Jun 04, 2005 5:18 pm**

There is. Right now, in fact. Yes, after a short delay, during which I was *coughprocrastinatingcough* planning out the story, I'm back with the next chapter. Keep the feedback coming.

CHAPTER FIVE

- So, where are we going to get these waffles, anyway?

(Gasps of shock and mortification.)

- Oh, dear.

- Everyone knows that every hundred years--

- J-Rock hasn't been around that long.

- But aren't you 200 or something?

- 456 this year, actually. And I wasn't singing all that time.

- (rolls his eyes)

- As I was saying, before I was SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED, every hundred years, J-Rockers from all over the world--

- All over the world? How can they be J-Rockers if they aren't from Japan?

- Does this include K-Rockers?

- Is Hitomi-chan considered a J-Rocker?

- WILL EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN?!

/END CHAPTER FIVE

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Of J-Rock and...Waffles...?

Of J-Rock and...Waffles...?