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Here is a thread in which to write spur of the momment writing ideas and stupid ideas as well, as we keep the story going! It can be anime.. it can be television.. use any character you want, though, I do say that we must keep it nice. No offending people you may have a problem with k? I shall begin!

Sesshomaru rose from under the apple tree to find the bees nest had fallen onto his head! bees swarmed... bees stung.... sesshy decided to transform into his demon form.. then all of a sudden along came.........

(And you add your own characters doing somthing totally wacky! Go on! just give it a whack!) Have fun!

No body want to give it a shot? here is an example of what I mean if that is what is needed!

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...Tenchi. He looked at Sesshy and observed, "Boy, I thought I had it bad. You need a hand?" He asked politely. Sesshomaru of course, answered him saying..........

"Ha! I'm not doing so badly! Where are your lady loves, pretty boy?" Sesshoumaru would never let on, but he was secretly jealous of Tenchi's obvious appeal to the ladies.

Tenchi was not sure how to respond (being oblivious to his lady loves), and instead reached over to lift the beehive off of Sesshy's head (fearing he was too late, and brain damage had set in). Before he could do so, however........

Kenshin walked over and slapped him on the hand! "HOW dare to touch my Bee hive!?!?" Tenshi tried to protest but Kenshin drew his sword and said "I swore I would never spill another mans blood but You for touching my Bee Hive deserve..."....

"A vampire's burial!" Sesshy finished in a snarl, slinging his sword above his head and marking Tenchi's vulnerable jugular vein. (sorry 'bout the violence, kids!)

Tenchi was instantly concerned that his well-meaning gesture had been misinterpreted. However, as he ran away quickly, the beehive fell over Sesshoumaru's head once more. Tenchi was safe from one enemy as he hurried, but was unfortunately running right toward.......

...TOONAMI CENSORS! "AAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGG!!" screamed Tenchi as they loaded him into a white van and took him away to some unknown, very kid-friendly place. "I didn't do it!" he yells, his voice fading into the distance as the van drove away. "YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG AGE-GROUP!!"
Sesshoumaru scratches his head with his sword. "Well, that was weird."
"Not as weird as you're gonna look when I'm through with ya!" snarled Inuyasha from the tree, jumping down and drawing the Tetsuaiga.
"Oh, shut up! You're just mad because I'm prettier than you!" Sesshoumaru snapped back, brandishing his own sword...

Vash the stampede looked on his eyes wide open.
"hey there, we don't need that fighting, quick somebody, get some doughnuts!"
He looked around to see (to his suprise)...

His good pal Wolfwood (because you know I couldn't keep him out of the story for *too* long) sitting on his Angelina II. He raises an eyebrow calmly over his sunglasses and asks, "What are you doing here, Tongari?"
To which Vash replies, "I could ask you the same question! By the way, you never told me how you know so much about Knives--"
"Never mind that now." The preist observes the fight and...

...let's it go on because he has no idea who those characters are. "Hey, get over here and help me!" Vash commanded.
"Yeah, whatever," Wolfwood got up, stretched and pulled his cross-punisher close to him.

Kenshin sees Vash and recognizes him as Chou the Swordhunter, although he isn't. "So you're all against me. I will fight you all, that I most certainly will." Vash stares and blinks and then......

Grins. Vash shows his pearly whites in a last-ditch attempt to perfect Davy Crockett's technique of grinning down assailants!

Kenshin now has an inkling that Vash may not be Chou the Swordhunter, from dental records he has seen, but there is enough room for doubt. His paranoia possesses him, and he leaps onto Vash in a fury.

Inuyasha, meanwhile, is fighting his half-brother wildly. And the fight is moving closer and closer to where Vash and Kenshin are........

...arguing over which of the Ham-Hams is the cutest.

"Ah say Howdy's the cutest," remarked Vash, "'cause he's a southerner like Ah am!"

"No no no, you've got it all wrong," retorted Kenshin. "Dexter's sophisticated, quite like myself, so that makes him the cutest."

"Does not!"

"Does so!"

"Does--" Vash was suddenly interrupted by...

Inuyasha falling into him!

Which wouldn't have been too bad, besides the bones breaking, etc., except that.......

Vash's nose was immidiatley broke! vash stared running around in circles screaming his head off while Inuyasha sat quitley beside staring at him like he was a dope. "I think Dexter Is the cutest..." said Inu. This would all have been well and good had not Vash's nose been broken... so Vash decided to...

Head off to the nearest hospital. At first, Inuyasha was concerned that he might get a bill in the mail, but then he realized that he did not have a mailbox. That settled, he decided to go back to fighting Sesshoumaru.

The full-demon, having taken advantage of Inuyasha's fall, was preparing to deal a fatal blow. Inuyasha was frantically looking for a way to either escape or counterattack his half-brother, and he suddenly saw the perfect way to do so....

"It's a kitten!" he yelled, gripping the small, innocent feline which had been lying *enitrely by coincidence* next to him. "You cannot resist its cuteness!!!!"
As if to prove its point, the kitten closes its eyes an unleashes an earth-shattering smile. This was all very well (besides the smoking grass now surrounding it) until...