Hmm...
I went a few places with this.
"Rough Landing, Fire In the Bomb-Bay Doors, Marty We're Going Down!"
*OR, a lovely little poem that has absolutely nothing to do with the title.*
*OR, a lovely grand title that sadly mistook this poem for a John Wayne movie.*
*OR another useless attempt to get a laugh out of people by inserting subtitles that have absolutely nothing to do with the poem, like this:
*Blue People.*
*You See what I mean?*
*Absolutely Dispicable.*
*And Now, on with the Show!*
*Just a Moment...*
*Waiting...*
*AND THERE!*
*No, wait...*
*Oh, this is rubbish. I'm leaving and going to bermuda!*
And presumably, the Author does just that.
...
The End.