Postby Bobtheduck » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:02 pm
I honestly don't remember the bad games I played before I got my PS3. So my list will have to be limited to those. I can only really comment on games I've spent a good deal of time with.
5. Haze. Wasn't THAT bad, but it was glitchy and the team-killing thing ruined co-op for me, which would have been really fun.
4. That low gravity racing game on PSN. It would have been awesome if it had splitscreen or... even an online community AT ALL. It was too far under the radar, so it sucked. That's not a game that's worth playing on your own.
3. Bayonetta demo... I don't have a clue why people like this so much, but whatever. I can't complain about the full game because I haven't played it, but poorly optimized hack and slash just isn't my thing. Unless it's gorgeous and has freaking Smeagol in it.
2. Loco Roco Coccoreccho (Loco Roco shouldn't be desaturated... Among other issues I had with this incredibly disappointing game)
1. Lair. Bar None. Never been that disappointed in a game purchase.
Those are the only ones I can think about. I got really frustrated by Infamous, thought it got way too cheap after the first neighborhood, but I still played it all the way through because it was addicting. I thought the Harry Potter games were pretty poor as games, but I geeked out because they'd randomly bring in things from the books that the movies didn't have, and they'd play portions of the Audiobooks every once and a while so I didn't care. I was annoyed by the story mode in the PS3 Naruto game because everytime something happened, you were safe back in your village.. WHAT THE CRAP? Still, It's the best Cell Shading of that kind I've ever seen (I think something more stylistic like Ookami still looks better, and I love the FFT / Valkyria Chronicles filter, but it looks better than others of its kind, like Eternal Sonata, DBZ, and maybe about even with Tales of Vesperia, but I only played the ToV demo for a few minutes because I didn't get the battle system)
There are probably many other games that belong on that list, but I either haven't played them, or blocked them from my mind, particularly ones that I played before the PS3 hit. I mean, there's a whole other gen in there... PS2, Gamecube, Xbox, Dreamcast... I'm 100% certain there were some truly horrible games that gen, not to mention the GBA (and later DS and PSP) but I just don't remember them.
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