CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

I don't know rather to laugh or.. I don't know D:<

I love the fact that they were all entirely serious. I don't think I could have said all that with a straight face.

They raise some valid points. However, I'm worried they don't cover relationships and community. Surely the best way to survive is for us Christians to stick together and stockpile our weapons.

The Apocalypse, fine, whatever. But someone needs to address that videogames aren't preparing us properly for zombie invasions (with the lone exception of Left 4 Dead).

@.@
Um...Wow.
Maybe the world truly is about to end. XP
I'm subscribing to this Onion.

aaaahahahaha that's amazing.. but i agree with nate. WHERE ARE THE GAMES THAT PREPARE US FOR ZOMBIES?

Nate (post: 1291996) wrote:The Apocalypse, fine, whatever. But someone needs to address that videogames aren't preparing us properly for zombie invasions (with the lone exception of Left 4 Dead).

I quite disagree. I've been stockpiling herbs for a long time now and have quite a collection. So I should be able to easily heal any severe zombie bites I get.

I've also been practicing my 360 degree turning. I can now move slightly faster than a tank to whip my shotgun around and catch near anything that tries to come from the side.

My current project is writing letters to the city council to get them to install magic item boxes all over the town so I can better manage all the items I am sure to collect along the way.

My only real concern now is that I hope the puzzles I have to solve to make it through the town aren't terribly difficult.

Bwahaha! Nice share Etoh.

I would have to say that the vast majority are not properly preparing our children for a post-apocalyptic world. All that is except for the Wii. Only the Wii helps children achieve the physical fitness necessary to survive in such conditions. ^_^

chibiphonebooth (post: 1292036) wrote:aaaahahahaha that's amazing.. but i agree with nate. WHERE ARE THE GAMES THAT PREPARE US FOR ZOMBIES?

Left 4 Dead, Resident Evil, & Dead Rising.

On there's also the Zombie Survival Handbook.

I'm more worried about aliens.

It is a nice trend, after finishing dead space, I totally know that if I land inside a huge spaceship infested zombie-like beings that I have a perfectly fine chance of survival.

When the time for world domination comes, Civ 4 will also be a key stepping stone for me to plot and plan how to best manipulate others. A wise man can make more use of his enemies than a fool can with his friends after all.

More importantly however I might have a good chance of surviving a nazi-like invasion from heavily armored units after my experiense with Killzone II.

And yes, Super Mario 3 is better than drugs.

Nate (post: 1291996) wrote:The Apocalypse, fine, whatever. But someone needs to address that videogames aren't preparing us properly for zombie invasions (with the lone exception of Left 4 Dead).

Resident Evil has taught me all I need to know about that. The only problem is that the zombies won't pause long enough for me to switch weapons, reload, etc.!

Nate (post: 1291996) wrote:The Apocalypse, fine, whatever. But someone needs to address that videogames aren't preparing us properly for zombie invasions (with the lone exception of Left 4 Dead).

Based on how some people play Left 4 Dead...I would say that all it's prepared me for is to implement survival of the fitness into my strategy for surviving a Zombie invasion. Seriously folks, if you are going to go all Rambo on these Zombies, don't come crying to me when they start to gnaw your skull off...

Shao Feng-Li (post: 1293494) wrote:I'm more worried about aliens.

I played Majora's Mask, so I'm not too worried about them. Give me a bow and arrow and I'll show those aliens!

What? How about Dead Rising? That game is probably the most educational zombie game there is. In terms of how to beat them, how to help your friends and what can be used as weapons.

Only problem is that your friends there are as brainless as the zombies........

Peanut (post: 1293864) wrote:Based on how some people play Left 4 Dead...I would say that all it's prepared me for is to implement survival of the fitness into my strategy for surviving a Zombie invasion. Seriously folks, if you are going to go all Rambo on these Zombies, don't come crying to me when they start to gnaw your skull off...

Trufax.

Which is why it's amazing at helping us learn to defend against a Zombie infestation. XD

LOL, not bad for a fake news broadcasting show. It looked like they were holding discussions about the apocalypse. And you guys forget to mention Fallout 3 XD, Left 4 Dead is a great video game and I can't wait for RE 5 this week.

they're right... videogames are preparing us. Just look at this guy, he surely got this idea for a chainsaw bayonet from one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ljd_hUxCfI

as i save up my nickels to buy one i'll just practice my running away technique

I've been gaming since before I could walk and all that virtual blood has made me wanna beat little old ladies with sticks and take over the world. Communist style of course. Bad, bad video games... I'd be such a nice person if weren't for all those dead koopa troopa's of my early childhood days...

Did you guys know its a fake news broadcasting network ? XD

Gabriel 9.0 (post: 1295645) wrote:Did you guys know its a fake news broadcasting network ? XD

Nate (post: 1295654) wrote:

What is that supposed to be Nate ? What exactly is the point in that image?
Its true: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion

I believe that Final Fantasy 6 prepared me for world destruction. Don't you realise that after the Apocalypse Bozo the Clown will rule the world, and we'd have to wait our turn to fight?

Monkey J. Luffy (post: 1295830) wrote:I believe that Final Fantasy 6 prepared me for world destruction. Don't you realise that after the Apocalypse Bozo the Clown will rule the world, and we'd have to wait our turn to fight?

Only if we're one of the cool characters

The Onion is awesome. I discovered it a couple of weeks ago and went on a pretty serious video watching binge.

I think that books have been doing a better job preparing kids lately. I mean, who is going to survive longer, some one who has played Left 4 Dead sixteen hours a day for the past three months or someone who has memorized the Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z?

I've... Never played zombie games. But I'll be darned if I can't tear down hoards of mythical creatures! GRAB YOUR SWORD AND FIGHT THE HORDE!

Gabriel 9.0 (post: 1295664) wrote:What is that supposed to be Nate ? What exactly is the point in that image?
Its true: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion

XD Yes, we already knew this. Hence why the sarcastic surprise from Nate.

Mr. SmartyPants (post: 1295961) wrote:XD Yes, we already knew this. Hence why the sarcastic surprise from Nate.

Ah, lol, he could have just said that , XD. Thanks for the clarification Ryan. And God Bless. It really is something how realistic this fake news caster is, lol