CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIXRgppi04M&eurl=http://www.doujinstyle.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=7262

Download it here kitties: http://www.mediafire.com/?dtjnxdx09eg

P.S. I'm stuck at level 2 and working through it. Lives: -95

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No way, this is much harder:

http://blog53.fc2.com/k/king75/file/owata.html

Z = jump
X = shoot
R = restart (when you die)
The bottom option on the start screen lets you save at certain points, which you will definitely want.

Oh and you need Japanese fonts turned on.

Hard platformer -- hardly the hardest game ever, nor even the hardest platformer I've had the misfortune of attempting.

I was hoping for/expecting a link to Tome-NET or Dwarf Fortress or something.

Still a fun way to kill time =x

Gah, I am stuck on the second level right after you pick up the flag. I can't pass the dude with the crown-looking thing.

Edit: Beat level 2. Can't beat level 3, though.

Yeah, definitely not the hardest game ever. Heck, it's not even the hardest SMB mod ever.

Still fairly difficult though.

O.O woooowwww

reminds me of this one mario game voice over with this Italian sounding guy (kinda sounded like Carl from ATHF) XD quite funny..

but wooow.. I'd give this thing up after a while..

>_> *plays it anyways*

EDIT:
ARGH!!! I started out REALLY good! I got to level 2 before I hit -20..(like -13) BUT I KEPT DYING when the friggen cieling falls and you have to get past that stupid spikey doughball ... I got to -135 and gave up XD

Mr. SmartyPants wrote:No way, this is much harder:

http://blog53.fc2.com/k/king75/file/owata.html

Z = jump
X = shoot
R = restart (when you die)
The bottom option on the start screen lets you save at certain points, which you will definitely want.

Oh and you need Japanese fonts turned on.

Alexander wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIXRg...showtopic=7262

Download it here kitties: http://www.mediafire.com/?dtjnxdx09eg

P.S. I'm stuck at level 2 and working through it. Lives: -95

ha ha! these games are flippin impossible for me!!

Mr. SmartyPants wrote:No way, this is much harder:

http://blog53.fc2.com/k/king75/file/owata.html

Z = jump
X = shoot
R = restart (when you die)
The bottom option on the start screen lets you save at certain points, which you will definitely want.

Oh and you need Japanese fonts turned on.

Guile is waiting on the second screen.

Mr. SmartyPants wrote:No way, this is much harder:

http://blog53.fc2.com/k/king75/file/owata.html

Z = jump
X = shoot
R = restart (when you die)
The bottom option on the start screen lets you save at certain points, which you will definitely want.

Oh and you need Japanese fonts turned on.

I CAN'T EVEN GET TO THE OTHER SIDE. XDD

Radical Dreamer wrote:I CAN'T EVEN GET TO THE OTHER SIDE. XDD

ha ha! same here! now i don't feel so much like a fool...

woah! i never knew you could turn right at the beginning! but then you have to face this giant bear dude who jumps all around!

Alexander wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIXRgppi04M&eurl=http://www.doujinstyle.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=7262

Download it here kitties: http://www.mediafire.com/?dtjnxdx09eg

Just watching that video makes it look so frustrating.
I don't think I'll play it anytime soon (if I do) unless I wanna go CrAzY.
I guess it might be a good game, but it has Way to many traps.
I mean by the time you beat the first level you'll probably done this: a few times or so.

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[quote="lwelyk"]That would be Pedobear. ]

Saw that a moment ago, actually. And now I'm wondering why Pedobear is in this game. XDD

Did anyone realize you could go down as well? As far as I can tell, you can go left and stabbed by the S chain, go right and kill the bear then fall off of a cliff, or trigger the trap, jump underneath the trap, then get kicked to death by some random guy. Addicting.


*edit*
I was able to get past the screen to the left! (MAJOR SPOILERS) I was able to do this by jumping on the platform, then, when the spike trap triggered, jump back to the starting platform. Once the spike floor starts dropping, jump on the moving platform, while on the platform, wait for it to move almost all the way to the right, then jump a little bit to the left. Hopefully you will land on the moving platform at the farthest point to the left. Jump once more to the left, and you will make it to the next screen without getting killed by the S ropes! On the next screen there is another bear like creature. It one blocks your bullets with a flurry of punches.

ha ha! i just got past the "Pedobear" and was proceeding onto the next area. unfortunately, i walked right off a sudden cliff! i hate it when the most unexpected thing happens!!

Well I managed to find the levitating platform that I can control. I beat the bear, and then proceeded to the next area.

Annoying, lol.

Sadly SP your hardest game ever is outdated and I've already played it 6 billion times.

MINE is a newer and unheard of game. XD

On level 3, still working at it. Lives: -230

I Wanna be the Guy is harder, IMO. Here's the download link-
http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/downloads.php

I'm always up for a hard game, though, so this should keep me occupied for a while.

SP: I remember that game... I always die at or a little after Pedobear.

I should not download from this location. Therefore...

Mr. SmartyPants wrote:No way, this is much harder:

http://blog53.fc2.com/k/king75/file/owata.html

Z = jump
X = shoot
R = restart (when you die)
The bottom option on the start screen lets you save at certain points, which you will definitely want.

Oh and you need Japanese fonts turned on.

Left: What is the way to get past the pig (?) that deflects your attacks?

Right: Given how boring it is to beat Pedobear, I don't have much patience for this route. As far as I can tell, my highest possible jump arc from the previous screen still falls a centimeter short. Anyone know what I'm missing?

Down: Alright. I feel slightly redeemed, because I beat this one. The stupid boss explodes when it dies, and this killed me several times just when I was about to win.

I don't have a lot of time for this now, but I will be back. Challenges like this are hard for me to let go. Translations of the signs might help.

I see you haven't tried Ninja Gaiden. That my friend is one of the hardest video games in history.

The pig you get for winning lets you fly and can be taken back to previous screens, so I satisfied my curiosity. To the left is just an "under construction" sign, while to the right you eventually reach a strange block and invisible wall. All I haven't tried to do is see if you can take the pig back into the boss room and through the top hatch before it closes, but I don't have patience for that. I'll consider this one beaten, so perhaps I'll look to the others.

Hopefully beating the original game posted here is enough to forgive a double-post. For the most part it wasn't so much hard as filled with death traps you couldn't possibly forsee. At least the end of level puzzles usually required some thought to navigate the traps (in level 3, when the robot threw the flagpole off the level, I actually laughed).

I've also looked at I Wanna be the Guy, but it seems too long to beat quickly. Perhaps I will return to it during the summer.

However, I do want to say one other thing: these games may be hard, but they're not the hardest. I beat two out of three in under an hour, which I think is completely impossible with a game like Battletoads.

I thought that the hardest game ever was Peasants Quest! Wow that's strange

Rrrgh. I'm trying that "Life-Ending Game" thing. What the curse!? i FINALLY make it past that first jump and a big column comes down and squashes my character! Whoever designed this game needs to never touch another keyboard again.

[quote="lwelyk (post: 1187520)"]That would be Pedobear. ]

Kuma-san actually, being that it's a Japanese game. "Pedobear" is just the moniker attributed to him by ... those people. Kuma-san never had any attachment to the lolicon element either.

TriezGamer (post: 1189670) wrote:Kuma-san actually, being that it's a Japanese game. "Pedobear" is just the moniker attributed to him by ... those people. Kuma-san never had any attachment to the lolicon element either.

O_o The more you know...

SpoonyBard wrote:Rrrgh. I'm trying that "Life-Ending Game" thing. What the curse!? i FINALLY make it past that first jump and a big column comes down and squashes my character! Whoever designed this game needs to never touch another keyboard again.

As far as I can tell, that bar kills you once it hits the ground, no matter where your character is. The only way to get past it is to be off the screen before it touches. It doesn't move until you touch the ground, so try to jump as far as possible.

If anyone else is having trouble with either of those games, I'd be happy to provide solutions. Since I wasted some of my life playing them I may as well help someone else out.

uc pseudonym (post: 1189700) wrote:As far as I can tell, that bar kills you once it hits the ground, no matter where your character is. The only way to get past it is to be off the screen before it touches. It doesn't move until you touch the ground, so try to jump as far as possible.

If anyone else is having trouble with either of those games, I'd be happy to provide solutions. Since I wasted some of my life playing them I may as well help someone else out.

You should write a walkthrough for gamefaqs.com.

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