Fantasy Role-player classes

[Aleolus]

OK, everyone! Find which class you belong to when you role-play!

THE TWENTY-FIVE TYPES OF FRP PLAYERS

1. The Real Man - "Hot Diggity!! Gnoll outpost at twelve o'clock!!
CHAAAAAAAARGE!!!"

2. The Real Roleplayer - "Don't start yet!! I need my two minutes to
get properly into character."

3. The Loonie - "I sheathe my longsword and kiss the ogre on the lips."

4. The Munchkin - "Five arch-devils and two demigods? That's ALL?! I
guess I'll only need to use six of my rings for this encounter."

5. The Coward - "Yikes! Three kobolds!! Retreat! Retreat!"

6. The Troublemaker - "Just before the Mayor gives his speech to the
town, I cast `command - vomit' on him."

7. The Novice - "I just rolled a 2 on my `to hit' roll. Did I want high
or low?"

8. The Tactician - "The archer will move silently into position behind
the podium, carefully aiming at the sergeant. The mage will remain
behind the door in preparation of a `sleep' spell which will be
centered at the table around which are the bulk of the guards.
Meanwhile, the fighter and I . . ."

9. The Quiet Type - "I dunno . . . I lob off another arrow at the
monster this round, I guess."

10. The Punster - "You know how many clerics it takes to fix a light
bulb? One to cast `cure light'."

11. The PC Infighter - "Since Ruth's been such a twit, I hit her in the
face with my flail while she's casting her `find familiar' spell."

12. Joe I-Got-the-Rules-Down-Pat - "No, if you look in the DMG, page
87, paragraph 5, you'll find this spell won't affect griffons."

13. The Whiner - "Three points?! I take THREE POINTS OF DAMAGE!?!
Frank, what the hell kind of grudge do you have against me?"

14. The Bully - "Are you sure I don't make my saving throw? Are you
ABSOLUTELY sure? Do you want to keep your nose the way it is, Lou?"

15. Mr. Greedy - "So it's not evil? And it's not attacking? So what! I
WANT THAT XP!!!!"

16. The Cheater - "I roll an... 18! It hits!" [Quickly grabs dice.]

17. The Chastiser - "And you DIDN'T SEE THAT TRAP COMING? Hahahaha!!
Just how long did you say you've been playing this game?"

18. The Kamikaze Guy - "I jump off our perch, taking careful aim to
land dead center on the hobgoblin patrol. Just before I hit the ground,
though, I set off the `fire trap' on all my nine flasks of oil."

19. The Good Roller - "Oh, looky here. An 03 on percentile dice. If
that door was trapped, I just found something."

20. The Bad Roller - "Oh, **** it all!! *Another* critical fumble!!"

21. The Braggart - "The thought of you attacking me isn't even
interesting. I could get off a `sleep' spell and slit your unconscious
throat before you even get your longsword out of its sheath."

22. The Reminiscer - "Say, y'know, this is like the time our party
thief spent twenty minutes trying to lock-pick an unlocked door."

23. Goody Two-Shoes - "Wait a minute. Even if they are orcs, we just
can't kill them when they're asleep and can't defend themselves."

24. The Overoptimistic Daydreamer - "After we get through this
campaign, and have gained about nine, ten levels, I'm going to buy me
the finest battle axe +3 money can buy."

25. Short-Attention-Span Man - "Hmmm? What? Are we attacking now?"

I vary between Troublemaker, tactician, and "Real Man"

[HyperSock]

I'm a mix of Nos. 1 and 25

[Nate]

I'm 22 mostly, occasionally 25.

I hate number one. One of them got our entire party killed in a campaign when he charged an orc military outpost. ><

[Cognitive Gear]

I'm a 2 and a 22. Everything I do during the game is determined by number 2.

[uc pseudonym]

A mix between 8 and 15. Character advancement is what makes the game fun for me, so my basic goal is "kill things for XP" but that will get you killed unless you plan well.

[Tenshi no Ai]

A 22 and 25 myself. I like to think back on amusing past times, and at the same time I zone and think "Wha? Which way are we going now? What are we killing first?"